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Song Parodies -> "Dove-Whack"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The B-52's
Parody Song Title:
"Dove-Whack"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I lived in Boston for many years, and even though I love birds - even city pigeons - when you've lived in a city as long as I have, there is one thing that ruins the whole city pigeon experience: pigeon guano...pigeon guano...everywhere...So here's my Boston-dweller's fantasy about a high-tech "Pigeonbusters Squad" who scoop up Boston's pigeons and secretly relocate them to some other unsuspecting city (hehhehheh) where they can resume their "dirty work" ! The common city pigeon is actually the "Rock Dove", hence the title of this parody.
There's a Pigeon-Warning-Sign up in downtown Boston saying
"Streets Are Closed For The Dove-Whack" !
Dove-Whack yeah, yeah!
I'm headin' down-town to Boston's by-ways
Lookin' for pigeon hideaways
Headin' for pigeon hideaways
I got me a car, it's airtight and it's sealed ( --- Dove hideaways )
And we're headin' on down to the Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove hideaways )
I got me a Hummer, it seats about 20 ( --- Dove hideaways )
So hurry up and bring your gas-mask, honey!
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )
Sign says
Wooo!
Stay away fools!
Guano rules at the Duh-huh-huv-Whack!
We set it downtown on its elevated tracks
Open up the gas-valve, and them pigeons get whacked!
Guano on the statues
Guano on the steeple
Guano on the sidewalks
Guano on the people
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack baby!
Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!
Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!
Sprayin' and a-gassin'
Lookin' out for droppins'
Wearin' Pigeon-Pressure-Suits -
- they're hot as an oven!
The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy
As every sprayer's movin'
Around,
And around,
And around,
And around !
Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby
City folks cheer as them Rockin' Doves ROCK !
Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby
Cheerin' on the Whack! Cheer-in' on the Whack!
Hop in my Hummer, it's sealed up all the way
And it's headin' for a spray!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on, and wear your space-suit, honey!
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )
[almost whispering: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
They're startin' to drop now, baby!
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
Can you hear them?
[a little louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
[a little louder: ]
They're droppin' like flies now, sugar!
[even louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
[even louder: ]
Here they come now!
[still louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
[shouting: ]
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof !
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !
Heyyy---WHAT???
Thiiiiiinnnn roof --- busted !
Dove-Whack, baby Dove-Whack!
Dove-pack, time to Dove-pack!
Dove-sack, in the Dove-sack!
Pack that, big ol' Dove-sack -
- off to ((city of your choice)) !!!
"Streets Are Closed For The Dove-Whack" !
Dove-Whack yeah, yeah!
I'm headin' down-town to Boston's by-ways
Lookin' for pigeon hideaways
Headin' for pigeon hideaways
I got me a car, it's airtight and it's sealed ( --- Dove hideaways )
And we're headin' on down to the Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove hideaways )
I got me a Hummer, it seats about 20 ( --- Dove hideaways )
So hurry up and bring your gas-mask, honey!
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )
Sign says
Wooo!
Stay away fools!
Guano rules at the Duh-huh-huv-Whack!
We set it downtown on its elevated tracks
Open up the gas-valve, and them pigeons get whacked!
Guano on the statues
Guano on the steeple
Guano on the sidewalks
Guano on the people
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack baby!
Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!
Dove-Whack, that's where it's at!
Sprayin' and a-gassin'
Lookin' out for droppins'
Wearin' Pigeon-Pressure-Suits -
- they're hot as an oven!
The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy!
The Rock-Doves shimmy
As every sprayer's movin'
Around,
And around,
And around,
And around !
Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby
City folks cheer as them Rockin' Doves ROCK !
Every sprayer's movin'
Rockin' doves are groovin' baby
Cheerin' on the Whack! Cheer-in' on the Whack!
Hop in my Hummer, it's sealed up all the way
And it's headin' for a spray!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on, and wear your space-suit, honey!
The Dove-Whack is a legal new way to - tranquilize them pigeons!
Dove-Whack bay-bee!
Dove-Whack buh-hay-by!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack!
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Dove baby, Dove sedation )
Dove-Whack, baby, Dove-Whack! ( --- Ooo Dove baby, relocation )
[almost whispering: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
They're startin' to drop now, baby!
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
Can you hear them?
[a little louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
[a little louder: ]
They're droppin' like flies now, sugar!
[even louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
( thud thud )
[even louder: ]
Here they come now!
[still louder: ]
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
Whack, whack, whack, on the roof baby
[shouting: ]
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof !
WHACK WHACK !
On the roof, baby!
WHACK WHACK !
Heyyy---WHAT???
Thiiiiiinnnn roof --- busted !
Dove-Whack, baby Dove-Whack!
Dove-pack, time to Dove-pack!
Dove-sack, in the Dove-sack!
Pack that, big ol' Dove-sack -
- off to ((city of your choice)) !!!
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I thought a dove-whack was what Bush does.
A dove in the hand...
...should poop on the Bush.
All you need is Dove, Dove.
...to Punxsutawney? ;-)
heh heh heh Pigeons suck
This song is for the birds, just kidding, 5-5-5!
Thanks Michael, Rick, Meriadoc, Claude, and Peregrin!
Well after reading "Dove Turds" and your comment, I had to check this one out, too. I'm just one more birdbrain who enjoyed it.
Thanks Steve!
Funny... that's all I got to say. Maybe I should just start voting and stop leaving comments
Comments are always welcome, Dominic, thanks!
I took a right Tern and dropped in here...glad I did..good and funny idea here...five droppings..
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