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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Hyundai"
Original Song Title:
"Manic Monday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bangles
Parody Song Title:
"Crappy Hyundai"
Parody Written by:
Michael E Cormier
The Lyrics
To anybody who has ever been stuck with a crappy car
1. Six o'clock this evening. I was really starting to get steamed
I was missing my supper cause this piece of crap quit on me
Now I'm late, and I'm stuck here stranded on this highway
I guess I'll have to sit here alone waiting for Triple A
(chorus)
CHORUS
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai
I wish there was someway
To buy a Porsche by Monday
My wife says that there's no way
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai.
2. It won't start this morning, and it's starting to aggrivate me
I gave it some gas, but it does nothing when I turn the key
I'm banging on the dashboard, yelling and starting to cuss
I spent so much on this lemon, I can't even afford the bus
(chorus)
BRIDGE
Oh, my wife wants a lift down to the corner store
I try to tell her that the car is broke. It won't go anymore
Finally, when I think she agrees to nix it
She says, "Honey, you're a man. You can fix it"
Oh man, I need a drink real bad
(chorus)
I was missing my supper cause this piece of crap quit on me
Now I'm late, and I'm stuck here stranded on this highway
I guess I'll have to sit here alone waiting for Triple A
(chorus)
CHORUS
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai
I wish there was someway
To buy a Porsche by Monday
My wife says that there's no way
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai.
2. It won't start this morning, and it's starting to aggrivate me
I gave it some gas, but it does nothing when I turn the key
I'm banging on the dashboard, yelling and starting to cuss
I spent so much on this lemon, I can't even afford the bus
(chorus)
BRIDGE
Oh, my wife wants a lift down to the corner store
I try to tell her that the car is broke. It won't go anymore
Finally, when I think she agrees to nix it
She says, "Honey, you're a man. You can fix it"
Oh man, I need a drink real bad
(chorus)
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i can relate...lol
Yeah, the Hyundai Pony should've been named the Hyundai Pushme in my opinion. Man, they're crappy cars. Thanx Alvin.
Anyone who has owned or driven a Yugo GV, a Daihatsu Charade, a Chevy Vega, a Ford Aerostar or a Renault of any type would identify with this song. I have seen and worked on plenty of Yugos, Aerostars, Vegas and Renaults during my time as a detailer at a non-profit-operated used-car lot, and I have also worked on some nasty Subarus, Volvos and Toyotas.
Thanx for your comment Darrell.
i have a hyunia and it dosnt start in the morning and i know how you feel except. i on the orther hand have a 5 speed and me and my mother have to pop start it about once a week :) thanks for the laugh
Sir, love those " pop starts" in the morning . . .
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