-> "Tantric Tuesday"
Original Song Title:
"Manic Monday"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tantric Tuesday"
The Lyrics
Tantric Tuesday
Six days I have waited
For my Goddess to came and visit me
Now my kundalini’s rising
And I know that soon…Shakti I’ll see
So I meditate
Until I feel a buzz in my head
These are the nights
That you’re glad you put clean sheets on the bed
It's just another Tantric Tuesday
It’s my “I can’t lose” day
It’s “no refuse” day
Me alone with my Muse day
I’m glad it’s finally Tantric Tuesday
I do not mean to excite
This is not some one-night-stand
Yes, it’s an ancient-secret rite
Though a “happy ending” is planned
It’s a way to connect
With the universe… here, two become one
But I never knew
That religion was so much fun
She’s just arrived on Tantric Tuesday
A “faith you can use” day
A “spread’s good news” day
It’s the “path that I choose” day
She’s lookin’ good on Tantric Tuesday
Way of the left
That’s why in Latin “sinister” means left
In those days
Misunderstanding
Sanskrit translation means “to extend”
Extending now
Her seven veils are looking hot
She say’s, “Shiva…show me what ‘cha got”
Our sacred embrace
Big smile on my face
Tomorrow will be Wiccan Wednesday
A “witch recommends” day
“The Craft” transcends day
Life by nature depends day
The next day will be Wiccan Wednesday
I love pagan fun days
My all are one days
Next week I’ll start with Magic Monday
IB
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