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Song Parodies -> "Panic Sunday"
Original Song Title:
"Manic Monday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bangles
Parody Song Title:
"Panic Sunday"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The original was written by Prince, of course. Dedicated to all those front-runners who have thrown away their Jets jackets and bought Giants jackets... and, next year, will probably wish they hadn't. Real Giants fans say, "The only reason people go to Jets games is because they can't get tickets to Giants games!" Real Jets fans say, "At least we know we can spell! J! E! T! S! Jets! Jets! Jets!"
Six o'clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream.
I was watchin' Joe Montana and the Dallas Cowboys got creamed.
But I can't see why all these millions of bucks get paid.
These are the days when you know your team will be outplayed.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
Have to catch the early game, Jets are underdogs by nine.
And if they had Joe Namath, still couldn't win it this time.
And takes me so long just to figure out which jacket to wear.
Giants start to lose, but the Jets are already there.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
All of the days, why did my brother have to pick last night to get drunk?
Doesn't it matter that I'm drunk enough for both of us, home teams go down.
He tells me in his old Shea voice:
"Come on, Eddie, let's go make some noise!
J! E! T! S!"
Our guys ain't so fast, we're not having fun!
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
I was watchin' Joe Montana and the Dallas Cowboys got creamed.
But I can't see why all these millions of bucks get paid.
These are the days when you know your team will be outplayed.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
Have to catch the early game, Jets are underdogs by nine.
And if they had Joe Namath, still couldn't win it this time.
And takes me so long just to figure out which jacket to wear.
Giants start to lose, but the Jets are already there.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
All of the days, why did my brother have to pick last night to get drunk?
Doesn't it matter that I'm drunk enough for both of us, home teams go down.
He tells me in his old Shea voice:
"Come on, Eddie, let's go make some noise!
J! E! T! S!"
Our guys ain't so fast, we're not having fun!
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
We can't stop the run-day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
And we won't play on Monday.
That prime-time fun day.
It's just another panic Sunday.
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yeah you're right that we don't know diddley... But come on...you really take this site too seriously then. Too bad.
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