-> "Kosovo"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kosovo"
Parody Written by:
Inferno714
The Lyrics
Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
I won't go
In Yugoslavia
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where ya wanna go
If you're looking to get shot
Dead bodies on the hill
Serbian troops celebrate the kill
We'll be falling down dead
To the rhythm of machine gun fire
Down in Kosovo
Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya
I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo
Don't wanna get those bullets in my head
If you go with me
They'll use our guts in chemistry
Yes, they will if we defy
Those terrible killing machines
We'll see the white light
Which means that we have died
That fearful look in your eye
Will be my very final sight
Down in Kosovo
Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya
I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo
It isn't really safe for you and me
(Instrumental solo)
Everybody loathes
A little place like Kosovo
Now if you wanna go
And if you wanna die young
Go down to Kosovo
Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya
I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Repeat one more time)
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