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Song Parodies -> "Hosiery The Lingerie Song"
Original Song Title:
"Tragedy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Hosiery The Lingerie Song"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
here I try in a lost and lonely part of town
stand in line
as I try on teddies, lace and gowns
take them home,
I hope my wife will put them on
she really should be wearing two
wearing two
wearing two
hosiery
when it looks so wrong when she wears a thong,
it''s hosiery
and her thunder thighs look so super sized
and nothing will fit her
it's goin no where
hosiery,
when her hungry bum eats up every one
it's hard to watch
as she looks more and more like a sasquatch
night and day
there's a burning down inside of me
wanting love,
but this chick's twice the size of me
damn it all, I just can't hold her all alone
it's really just like holding two
kangaroos,
loving moos
it''s hosiery
and her thunder thighs look so super sized
and nothing will fit her
it's goin no where
hosiery,
when her hungry bum eats up every one
it's hard to watch
as she looks more and more like a sasquatch
stand in line
as I try on teddies, lace and gowns
take them home,
I hope my wife will put them on
she really should be wearing two
wearing two
wearing two
hosiery
when it looks so wrong when she wears a thong,
it''s hosiery
and her thunder thighs look so super sized
and nothing will fit her
it's goin no where
hosiery,
when her hungry bum eats up every one
it's hard to watch
as she looks more and more like a sasquatch
night and day
there's a burning down inside of me
wanting love,
but this chick's twice the size of me
damn it all, I just can't hold her all alone
it's really just like holding two
kangaroos,
loving moos
it''s hosiery
and her thunder thighs look so super sized
and nothing will fit her
it's goin no where
hosiery,
when her hungry bum eats up every one
it's hard to watch
as she looks more and more like a sasquatch
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One of my favorite Bee Gees tunes...(although I think I love them all!)...funny stuff, Mister Pacholek!
One of my favourite Bee Gees tunes too! But this was from the 70's, not the 80's, and the parody was written by Mr. Higgins, not Mr. Pacholek. I give it a perfect vote of 5,5,5.
I was sure you were going to be doing something kinky with those hoses...
One of my favourite 70's Bee Gees tunes too! It deserves the highest possible vote, which is 5,5,5!!
OH. MY. HELL. I can't believe that I did that! Seriously. I'm sorry, Malcolm. It's pretty common knowledge that I just think about Mr. Pacholek most of the time anyway...oops.
*blushing* oh, Arwen, I think of him too... thanks for the kind words folks..
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