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Song Parodies -> "What Died?"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from Rawhide"

Original Performer:

The Blues Brothers Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"What Died?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yes, it's toilet humor...
Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Eew!
What died?

Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Seepin' out my colon
Keep them gases flowin'
What died?

Mixed Mexican with Dr. Pepper
Not so good together
Stomach growlin', stuff out my wide backside!

Got my britches stinkin'
People noses they are pinchin'
The odor smells like somethin' bad died (inside)

Odor strong
(Throwin' up)
Throwin' up
(Odor strong)
Odor strong
(Throwin'up)
What died?

Passin' out
(Breakin' wind)
Breakin' wind
(Passin' out)
Passin' out
Breakin' wind
What died?

Keep movin', movin', movin'
The folks are disapprovin'
To a restroom scootin'
What died?

Methane I'm a passin'
Got a light? Well, no Ma'am!
Light it up and we'll all be deep fried!

Bloated, gas dissipatin'
Pull my finger fascinatin'
Only the kids will let these sounds slide!

Odor strong
(Throwin' up)
Throwin' up
(Odor strong)
Odor strong
(Throwin'up)
What died?

Passin' out
(Breakin' wind)
Breakin' wind
(Passin' out)
Passin' out
Breakin' wind
What died?

Gross! Butt cheek slaps!

Odor strong
(Throwin' up)
Throwin' up
(Odor strong)
Odor strong
(Throwin'up)
What died?

Passin' out
(Breakin' wind)
Breakin' wind
(Passin' out)
Passin' out
Breakin' wind
What died?

Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Fartin' Fartin' Fartin'
Eew!
What diiied?

Up ma ass crack!

Mortified!!!
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 18

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CML - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
You didn't finish, Rob .... Squeeze one out, BLOWHO-O-O-O-O-O-LE! .. Hyah! BLORCH! .. HYAH! BLORCH! ... BLOWHO-O-O-O-O-O-OLE! .. HYAH! BLORCH! .. HYAH! BLORCH!
CML - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry Rob .. gonna have to deduct a half-point for pacing ;-D
annimal - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
this stinks ;)
George Raft - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
What died? Taste. Originality.
Sarah Palindrome - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
"A man, a pal. Anal - a Panama." Considered unratable by the American Society for Scatology (a.k.a A.S.S.)
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I was originally gonna call this "Rank Hine!"
Jonathan - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
ah, nothing like a little toilet humor on a monday! 5s
P.S. Rob, since it IS monday, and I've yet to hear back from ChuckyG regarding my parody, I have tried submitting a censored version of it. in order to perhaps, c*ns*r any obj*cti*n*ble w*rds? hopefully, this time it goes through. if not, I will need to completely re-write it into something cleaner. which won't be easy, given the subject matter. but mark my words, I WILL get this parody uploaded!
CML - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Interestingly enough, Sarah Palindrome, this parody was rated by the Chicago Review of Applied Proctology (CRAP) and was given three fives
John Lomain - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I always like parodies like this. 5's
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Sarah Palindrome - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Two thumbs down from the SCAT ( Satirists' Consortium Against Triviality).
CML (Callmelennie) - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
To be counterbalanced by two TU's (Thumbs Up) from SH*T (Sheboygan *nstitute of Tastelessness) LOL
Sarah Palindrome - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
A note of disapproval from FLATUS (Federation of Legally Accredited Thugs - U.S.).
I Hold It In - December 01, 2016 - Report this comment
In 1962, The Second Vatican Council modernized Latin acronyms to conform to native languages. Accordingly, in the U.S., FLATUS is now Fraternity of Anally Retentive Trolls (FART). At Mass, we now serve a bit of cheese with the wafer. In my parish, I'm the troll who cuts the cheese.
CML - December 01, 2016 - Report this comment
According to the TUlane Review of Digestion (DTA -- Do The Acronym) FLATUS and FART have been sniffed out as hate propaganda and agitation groups whose silent but deadly outbursts have cleared many a peace-able assembly. So I wouldn't put too much stock in anything they say, SP. They just dont pass the smell test, know what I mean
CML - December 01, 2016 - Report this comment
@I Hold it in -- Ya know, it's all these post Second Vatican liturgical shenanigans like adding cheese to the host that are causing the catastrophic meltdown in Mass attendance, which I believe cannot be cured. There are those who cry "Give cheese a chance" but I maintain that no Gouda can come from tampering with the Eucharist

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