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Song Parodies -> "Ode To A Call Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Drive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Cars
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To A Call Girl"
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR*
The Lyrics
This song is about a guy who became obsessed with a call girl, then realized just what she could be. Not that this has anything to do with my parody, but the first time i heard 'Drive' ... i didn't realize it was in fact, The Cars.
Who's gonna love the sound
Of your voice.
Who's gonna call you up
By their own choice.
You say you've got
You've got, nothing on.
Who's gonna call your phone, tonight.
Who's gonna be waitin' there
On the other line.
Who's gonna lay in bed.
Just for your time.
Who's gonna lay it down,
Their credit card.
Who's gonna hope that you
Will get them hard.
Your voice is good
Oh you, you give them wood.
Good thing they don't know, you're ugly.
Who's gonna pretend that they,
Don't have a wife.
Who's gonna say they want to meet,
In real life.
This can't go on.
No, it's just wrong.
You're just a high-priced, phone tease.
Ohhh
Something's wrong
When you, you lead them on.
Someday they're gonna snap, and find you.
Of your voice.
Who's gonna call you up
By their own choice.
You say you've got
You've got, nothing on.
Who's gonna call your phone, tonight.
Who's gonna be waitin' there
On the other line.
Who's gonna lay in bed.
Just for your time.
Who's gonna lay it down,
Their credit card.
Who's gonna hope that you
Will get them hard.
Your voice is good
Oh you, you give them wood.
Good thing they don't know, you're ugly.
Who's gonna pretend that they,
Don't have a wife.
Who's gonna say they want to meet,
In real life.
This can't go on.
No, it's just wrong.
You're just a high-priced, phone tease.
Ohhh
Something's wrong
When you, you lead them on.
Someday they're gonna snap, and find you.
Copyright© 2003 WR* Don't Steal. I'll find you. It won't be pretty.
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