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Song Parodies -> "Shed The Bentley or The Rolls"
Original Song Title:
"Should I Stay or Should I Go"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Shed The Bentley or The Rolls"
Parody Written by:
MooRocca
The Lyrics
Hard won, two offers to betrothe
Wed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Both are pushing ninety nine
I must decide, don't have much time
So I've got to let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
They beg me please, please, please
But I'm the one on bended knee
A dress of white, a dress of black
Viagra's kept me on my back
Now which one of them should go?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
Which will linger which will go?
This one decision holds the key
The door to wealth or poverty
Which of the two is best for me
Deciding which old geezer gets me
I've got to let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both
Ohhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmm split!
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Which one's kids would give me trouble?
And send me packing with my shovel?
Know I've gotta let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
So I gotta let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Wed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Both are pushing ninety nine
I must decide, don't have much time
So I've got to let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
They beg me please, please, please
But I'm the one on bended knee
A dress of white, a dress of black
Viagra's kept me on my back
Now which one of them should go?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
Which will linger which will go?
This one decision holds the key
The door to wealth or poverty
Which of the two is best for me
Deciding which old geezer gets me
I've got to let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both
Ohhhhhhhhhh IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmm split!
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
Which one's kids would give me trouble?
And send me packing with my shovel?
Know I've gotta let one go
Shame I couldn't just keep them both
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls, now?
With the Rolls the money's double
But then the Bentley has heart trouble
So I gotta let one go
Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?
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Hehehehe!
I'd be happy to just get any choice. You women can never make up your minds! (We used to sing this one "Should I shave or should I grow)
Thanks Adagio and Rick!
Rick, I think it may be just deciding who's going to kick the bucket first.
Excellent Melhi! Very clever idea! :-D
Thanks Merry!
Lots of good lines but these were my favorite--"Which one's kids would give me trouble?/ And send me packing with my shovel?" Funny and insightful.
Thanks Claude!
Shed the Bentley! We love Royce!
Loved it!
Thanks Elipsis, glad you enjoyed it! Michael, you have a very good point!
it could be renamed the Anna Nicole SMith song
Billy, yep and boy, did she pick the wrong sugar gramps... I was starting to think she'd married the Count de Saint Germaine. ;)
Very good, Melhi!
Thanks Diva!
Plus, "Anna Nicole" could've rhymed with "Rolls". Still - fives.
Thanks AussieBullDog!
Very well written!
Great job!
Thanks Nally and Suzie!
If your garage can handle it, keep 'em both.
But Spaff, isn't double parking illegal?
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