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Song Parodies -> "Lick the Eyeball"
Original Song Title:
"Rock the Casbah"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Lick the Eyeball"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
In Japan, there's a VERY messed-up fad right now called "worming" or "oculolinctus". It means eyeball licking, as a fetish. Needless to say, it's a very dangerous practice since it can lead to pinkeye or eye chlamydia. In other news, a new 15-micron layer has been found within the human cornea, called Dua's Layer after the scientist who discovered it.
In Japan there's a pervy craze
You gotta just whip out your tongue
Lick you loved one's cornea
They say that raspy feeling's fun
Lots of nerve endings in the eye
Or that is what the people say
Saw it in an emo video
I won't try it, oh no way!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
You can get chlamydia
Of the eye, there's such a thing!
Or pinkeye is transmitted
When you get it how it stings
It might hurt your Dua's Layer
Or you might end up going blind
They said that about beating off
But it's REALLY true this time!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
I know that geckos do it
Yeah they do it to themselves
Oh but humans, if you do it
It might put you through hell
Diseases are scary, it isn't worth the risk
What's next will they be sticking weeks-old lutefisk
In a place where the sun don't shine, and claiming that it's fun
There's some things you can do, but THEY SHOULD NOT BE DONE!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
You gotta just whip out your tongue
Lick you loved one's cornea
They say that raspy feeling's fun
Lots of nerve endings in the eye
Or that is what the people say
Saw it in an emo video
I won't try it, oh no way!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
You can get chlamydia
Of the eye, there's such a thing!
Or pinkeye is transmitted
When you get it how it stings
It might hurt your Dua's Layer
Or you might end up going blind
They said that about beating off
But it's REALLY true this time!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
I know that geckos do it
Yeah they do it to themselves
Oh but humans, if you do it
It might put you through hell
Diseases are scary, it isn't worth the risk
What's next will they be sticking weeks-old lutefisk
In a place where the sun don't shine, and claiming that it's fun
There's some things you can do, but THEY SHOULD NOT BE DONE!
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
That is so disgusting
Lick the eyeball
Lick the eyeball
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