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Song Parodies -> "Bite Me"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cover Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Bite Me"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Albert Cabrera , Dr. Bob Khozouri , Tony Moran , Andy Panda as performed by The Cover Girls - "Show Me" 1986 )
You Hoo (You)
You're a Living Dead Zombie
You want to eat my mind
And you say I should come on over
'Cause my brain would taste just fine

But my blood don't spill so easily
My mother's heart was ate before you see
So if I'm not to run for cover
You have to prove it that you can get me

'Cause it's easy to make me a Zombie
It's Easy to take a bite of me
Biting is the Zombie way

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie
Zombie Catch me if you can!

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie
Don't just stand there. C'mon be a man!

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie
Don't be an also-ran

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie
And then I'll be a Facebook fan

It's too late to run for cover
This'll be so much fun
And I want to chalk up another
Zombie without a gun

'Cause my Sergeant taught me how I could
Evade and escape turn the tables on them
So , it's time for us to do the Living Dead Dance
Let's get it on - don't run away

'Cause it's easy to make me a Zombie
It's Easy to take a bite of me
Biting is the Zombie way

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie
Zombie Catch me if you can!

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie
Don't just stand there. C'mon be a man!

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie
C'mon don't be an also-ran

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie
And then I'll be a Facebook fan

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie

Bite me, Bite me
Living Dead Zombie
Zombie Catch me if you can!

Bite me, Bite me
Walking Dead Zombie
Come and get me. C'mon be a man!

Bite me, Bite me
{fade out}
Copyright © 2013 Sue Donym Email Me Ill-Eat-Andrew. If You-Axed-Me In Two. Sue Donym at amiright.com.
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Ghoul - October 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Bite me.
Vampyr - October 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Bite this!
Anti-Unabomber - October 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Looks like you got bitten by a unabomber zombie that wants to take a chunk outta your ratings. Heres three 5s to patch your wound.

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