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Song Parodies -> "She Sells Sea Shells "
Original Song Title:
"She Sells Sanctuary "
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Cult
Parody Song Title:
"She Sells Sea Shells "
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
Mary Anning, an early 19th century paleontologist whose home is now a museum to her life & work on the UK's Jurassic Coast
Oh, it's hard to say
What Mary does
& it's hard to say
What she does, Mary Anning
Her fossils & her finds
Keep her alive
& her fossils & her finds
Keep her alive, keepin' her alive
You know,
You can buy souvenirs
Museum gift shop (yeah)
On Lyme Regis front
Oh, it's hard to say
What Mary does
& it's hard to say
What she does, Mary Anning, yeah
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
Yeah-yeah
Her fossils & her finds, keep her alive
Her museum souvenirs, keep her alive
I'm sure in there you'll find, she sells sea shells
I'm sure in there you'll find, she sells sea shells
& it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard & it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard & it's hard & it's hard
To say what she does
Ah, hey yeah, hey yeah
& it's hard (hey yeah, hey), hard to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard & it's hard (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard & it's hard (hey yeah, hey), to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah hey, hey yeah
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
What Mary does
& it's hard to say
What she does, Mary Anning
Her fossils & her finds
Keep her alive
& her fossils & her finds
Keep her alive, keepin' her alive
You know,
You can buy souvenirs
Museum gift shop (yeah)
On Lyme Regis front
Oh, it's hard to say
What Mary does
& it's hard to say
What she does, Mary Anning, yeah
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
Yeah-yeah
Her fossils & her finds, keep her alive
Her museum souvenirs, keep her alive
I'm sure in there you'll find, she sells sea shells
I'm sure in there you'll find, she sells sea shells
& it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard & it's hard, to say what she does
& it's hard & it's hard & it's hard & it's hard
To say what she does
Ah, hey yeah, hey yeah
& it's hard (hey yeah, hey), hard to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard & it's hard (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
& it's hard & it's hard (hey yeah, hey), to say what she does (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah hey, hey yeah
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
(3.7.24) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer: it's a comedy name only - I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended ...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) ...From 2018-22, the UK music buying public made their 5th consecutive Xmas #1 a parody 'artist' (a record that surpassed the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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