We crawl like little babies
Someday we’ll be older than this
The way we walk
The way we talk
The way that we drink milk in bliss
We have snacks to eat
While Mom and Dad sleep
Getting grosser and weirder
And wilder and sillier
We cry and scream and wet all night
Tommy, Phil, Chuckie, and Lil

Out of the playpen
Off to face the day then
Just a year old and everyone’s heard
I’ll show you my toy
It brings me joy
Let’s play today with the Rugrats
Let’s play today with the Rugrats

We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully babies!
Well, a baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do
We should eat dirt and worms, huh?
Until we get yucky with germs
Then draw on the wall
On the floor we’ll crawl
It’s the bestest thing
It’s a baby’s dream!

Out of the playpen
Off to face the day then
Just a year old and everyone’s heard
I’ll show you my toy
It brings me joy
Let’s play today with the Rugrats
Let’s play today with the Rugrats

We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully babies!
Well, a baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do
We should eat dirt and worms, huh?
Until we get yucky with germs
Then draw on the wall
On the floor we’ll crawl
It’s the bestest thing
It’s a baby’s dream!

Hand in hand
On a stool we’ll stand
To reach for some Reptar cereal
All crunchy and green
Best thing I’ve ever seen
How could we miss
Someone as young as this?

I love food. Let’s go.
Oh, solid gum!
How could we miss
Someone as young as this?