I would say I'm hungry
If I thought it meant that I could dine.
But I know that this time
I ate too much,
With no exercise.

I tried the Atkins diet,
"Cause carbohydrates make you die!
I tried to look like Jared,
Hiding my pizza supplies
But girls love pie!
Girls love pie.

I would give up bread and meat,
And beg for thinness;
Dreams come true!
But those trans fats
We should hate
Are that which always make me drool!

I try not to think about it,
As I order my plate full of fries.
I'm trying to work at it,
Hiding the fat in my thighs!
"Cause, girls love pie!
Girls love pie.


I would stay true,
And eat junk food,
If my weight could stay the same.
But my diet, I still abuse.
My weight's not steady.
It's gone astray.

Misread my measurements,
Sucked in my tummy too far,
Took food for granted,
Until I couldn't eat anymore!

Well, now, I would do most anything
To get back to my normal pants size.
But I just keep on eating,
Like Krispy Kreme is my high!
"Cause girls love pie.
Girls love pie!
Girls love pie.