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Song Parodies -> "Toys I Want"
Original Song Title:
"Boys in Town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Divinyls
Parody Song Title:
"Toys I Want"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Santa's never bringin' me
All the toys I want
Maybe he's ignorin' me
Where are his reindeer?
I was always very clear
Of all the toys I want
But they never got here
Where are his reindeer?
I must've been naughty
I must've done something wrong
I must've been naughty
I must've stayed up too long
Willin' Santa to appear
With all the toys I want
Even left him a root beer
Where are his reindeer?
I shred all the excelsior
Looking for my stuff
I guess my best behavior
Wasn't good enough
I must've been naughty
I must've gone off the rails
I must've been naughty
I must've told tattletales
Ooh, I'm sad, ooh, I'm mad
Ooh, I'm sad, ooh, I'm mad
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
Where are his reindeer? Where are his reindeer?
Where are his reindeer? Where are his reindeer?
Where's my Tears For Fears?
Where's my Britney Spears?
Where's my new brassiere?
WHERE ARE HIS REINDEER?
All the toys I want
Maybe he's ignorin' me
Where are his reindeer?
I was always very clear
Of all the toys I want
But they never got here
Where are his reindeer?
I must've been naughty
I must've done something wrong
I must've been naughty
I must've stayed up too long
Willin' Santa to appear
With all the toys I want
Even left him a root beer
Where are his reindeer?
I shred all the excelsior
Looking for my stuff
I guess my best behavior
Wasn't good enough
I must've been naughty
I must've gone off the rails
I must've been naughty
I must've told tattletales
Ooh, I'm sad, ooh, I'm mad
Ooh, I'm sad, ooh, I'm mad
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
No toys, no joy
Where are his reindeer? Where are his reindeer?
Where are his reindeer? Where are his reindeer?
Where's my Tears For Fears?
Where's my Britney Spears?
Where's my new brassiere?
WHERE ARE HIS REINDEER?
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