I never should've touched that green goo
From that strange rock in my yard, it's true, ooh-ooh
Somethin' really strange started that day
Because this belly-y of mine's getti-in' ra-ather big
And it's not cause o-of my diet, bud
Know the diff'rence 'tween a fat gut
And this thing I've go-ot, the skin is too tau-aut
Too spherical, means I've got an a-alien
Inside of me, dude, it's why I fret
I can't give birth to some spiky tentacled abominatio-io-ion

Gestation, never what I wanted
Gestation, how long will it stay?
Gestation, nine months makes sense, bu-ut no
Gestation, this one's extra foreign
Gestation, many moons away
Gestation, when will it end? Do-on't kno-ow

I'm freakin' out, dude, it ain't out yet
It's gettin' close to the size of a beach ball that's scaled for gia-ants

Gestation, incredibly pregnant
Gestation, it won't go away
Gestation, too many kinds o-of gross
Gestation, I can feel it movin'
Gestation, well, "them" I should say
Gestation, worked out they're eggs, sti-ill gross
Gestation, I've started lactati-in'
Gestation, just might go insane
Gestation, I'm still a dude, you-ou kno-ow?