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Song Parodies -> "Cover Your Feet"
Original Song Title:
"We Got The Beat"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Gogos
Parody Song Title:
"Cover Your Feet"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Sequel to Every Toe Has It's Corn
See the woman walking on the street
Painted toes, with sandles on her feet
Strappy shoes, she thinks her feet are fly
But they're all cracked and dry!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Athlete's foot, just can't stop from scratchin
Better get a tube of Tinactin
Or you won't get no footsie action
Keep those toes out of sight!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Going dancing, out with Dr. Scholl
Hear the music, it's got lots of sole
I step on your toes, you let out a squeal
I feel like such a heel!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Toes are sweaty, smelly from the heat
We hop you cover up your feet
Itchin -- reach down
Scratch and scratch and scratch...
Painted toes, with sandles on her feet
Strappy shoes, she thinks her feet are fly
But they're all cracked and dry!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Athlete's foot, just can't stop from scratchin
Better get a tube of Tinactin
Or you won't get no footsie action
Keep those toes out of sight!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Going dancing, out with Dr. Scholl
Hear the music, it's got lots of sole
I step on your toes, you let out a squeal
I feel like such a heel!
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Cover your feet
Yeah, cover your feet!
Toes are sweaty, smelly from the heat
We hop you cover up your feet
Itchin -- reach down
Scratch and scratch and scratch...
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You finally wrote it...good job
I'm a sucker for puns; you nailed it, good job.
The Bible makes many a reference to "covering your feet". The Queen Jane's version I have says that phrase is a euphemism for "taking a leak or a dump".
ABCs Comp.--444. Silly (in a good way)
(ABC) Cute!
I'm afraid this doesn't come close to "Every toe.." - it's OK (OK, so it's better than OK.. .but it's not in the same league as its prequel), but there's not really the material to work with.
If I'm being honest, I have to agree with Phil. C wasn't a great letter for me, so I'll have to settle for the agony of Dafeet this round.
Cute (ABC)!
I particularly liked the rhymes in the second verse and the puns in the third. Then again, it's all quite corny (nyuk nyuk).
But no Digger the Dermafrotite? ;-D
Merry, have to wait for the "D" contest for that one =)
Muwahahah! "Or you won't get no footsie action" - nice Stones jibe for Merry (who has completely missed it!). Good one Jeff!
(ABC) I HATED the original almost as much as I loved this one. I don't know why i'm still laughing... this is a good one.
Eh, 4s. I have too little time and too much to do to write long reviews.
(ABC) Jeff - pretty good, 4's.
This is fantastic! I know a girl with cracked yucky feet who wears sandals ALL THE TIME. It's disgusting.
My feet aren't cracked and ugly!!
LOL! It isn't you honey!
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