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Song Parodies -> "Perfect Election"

Original Song Title:

"Private Emotion"

Original Performer:

The Hooters

Parody Song Title:

"Perfect Election"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is the story of a dictator´s - noone specific, just any dictator´s - rise (and fall?).
Every endless speech, was a fucking bore
Every single vote, made a perfect score
And it´s over now, yes, it´s all been done
I´m the only one, who´s allowed to run

´Twas a perfect election
That we ran that day
And the voters filled the town halls
As my army showed the way
Not a single one protested
Or a single one stayed home
´Twas a perfect election, won by me

When I swoar the oath, and my throne did mount
I did think of gold, and my bank account
Well, the bluff was on, and the neighbours called
I could see them then, up against the wall

´Twas a perfect election
That we ran that day
And the voters filled the town halls
As my army showed the way
Not a single one protested
Or a single one stayed home
´Twas a perfect election, won by me

Every endless speech´s, still a fucking bore
Every single turn, now my throat is sore
I party searched a lot, as I wore the crown
And still I´m swinging here, till they cut me down

´Twas a perfect election
That we ran that day
And the voters filled the town halls
As my army showed the way
Not a single one protested
Or a single one stayed home
´Twas a perfect election, won by me
´Twas a perfect election, won by me
´Twas a perfect election, won by me

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Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: Why did I write this one, it deserved its average just above 333.

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