Song Parodies -> "Malfoy and Hermoine"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me (baby)"

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Original Performer:

"Malfoy and Hermoine"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I thought of this when I saw Hermoine punch out Malfoy in the trailer for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". Only difference between this parody and the original is that the "girl" (Hermoine,in this case.),sings the entire second half of the song. Enjoy !

(Malfoy)

I saw you were a student down at Hogwarts School-
-of Wizardry.
You made some friends that first year with that wimpy Harry
and that buffoonish Weasley.
Then next,that hat had turned you into a big Gryffen-Dork!
That thought makes me laugh loudly with glee !
Being Slytherin means I'm always better than you
How'd you like that,Hermoine ?

You-are beneath me
You believe that you're so great just because you like to study !
You-are underneath me
Cause I'm with Slytherin,the sight of you truly offends me

So,now it's you I'll scorn,
Because you're Muggle born.
Another name for it means that you're just a filthly MUDBLOOD!

I loathe you,Hermoine !
I just loathe you,oh!
I loathe you,Hermoine !
I just loathe you,oh!

(Hermoine)

True,I am a student down at Hogwarts School.
THAT news to you ?
And now I am the best student Hogwarts has had by far
Much better than you.
Also ,I am the best of friends with Harry and Ron.
As well as Hagrid,too!
So,if you dare refer to me by that word again-
I'll beat you black and blue!

Don't -you dare insult me.
With that nasty word,the thought of it just annoys me.
Don't -you dare insult me.
Or you'll be the newest sit-in at the infirmary !

You think that you're so great,
Well,let me change your mind
A right hook to your jaw will set you on your BE-HIND !

Don't you get it,Malfoy?
You're a twisted soul.
Don't you get it,Malfoy?
You're a twisted soul.

Malfoy and Hermoine
A boy and girl quar-rel !
Malfoy and Hermoine
A boy and girl qaur-rel !

Well, saw Shrek 2,Harry Potter3 ,And Spider-Man 2. I can't wait for next summers sequals which include "Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Ring"(who gets Hermoine,Harry or Legolas?),"Harry Potter and the Twin Towers"(Featuring a Quidditch match between the Dementors and the Nazgul!) and last but not least ,"Harry Potter and the Return of the King ",where Harry tells Frodo "Yeah,well I dealt with a THOUSAND giant spiders!",and Frodo responds "Oh yeah!Well our Ghosts can beat your Ghosts!"

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Arwen - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for submitting this, TTP...I really liked it! =) "So,now it's you I'll scorn, Because you're Muggle born..." Heehee...=)

Ashkicksass - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm always a sucker for a Harry Potter parody, and this is a great one!

Sweet Indigo - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Ooh, me likey! v. cute. I love how you wrote each part. The scansion could have been a little better but it's still very singable. Do you ever submit to the Harry Potter Filk archive (home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm)? " So,if you dare refer to me by that word again- I'll beat you black and blue!" Heehee. Minor point though (this one annoys me in fanfics too!) it's spelt Herm - i - o - ne.

Rod Worden - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, TTP, 555 broom rides for you! Enjoyed your comments at the end, too!

The Thought Police - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen: Thanks,I'm glad I kept this one on the back burner for a while .I'm glad you enjoyed it ! Ashkickass and Ron Worden : Thanks a bunch for the comments as well! Sweet Indigo: Thanks for noticing .I can't believe that I looked up a couple of Harry Potter sites to make sure I spelled "Slytherin" rite only to miss that one! As a penance ,I will write Hermiones' name correctly-555 TIMES! O.K. , here it goes.....

The Thought Police - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

" Hermiones' name,correctly-555 TIMES!" (Whew! I feel so much better...that's strange,in my last post,I managed to spell "right",wrong!)

pickle - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I cheered when Hermioone hit Malfoy!

Slytherin15 - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment

DON'T HURT MY LITLLE SWEETIEEE!!!! SLYTHERIN RULES THE WORLD!

Halfshell - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Wasn't this played on Dr. Demeto?

The Thought Police - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment

I wish!

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