Song Parodies -> "Vaccination"

Original Song Title:

"Fascination"

Original Performer:

"Vaccination"

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The Lyrics

I got my double stick in the parking lot of The AZ Cardinal football stadium. This was a massive operation with 30 stations churning out a vaccination every four minutes or so and running virtually 24 hours a day

It seems a giant lot was needed
No need for Medicaid
Colossal senior blocs proceeded
To immunity upgrade
Just looking to stop COVID infection
In a new untested way
An mRNA intrajection
It was the quickest way

And so the operation churned
As the clock went round
And herd immunity was earned
On that day

Keep dealing vaccinations .. shoulders burning
All day long
Keep wielding vaccinations ... shooting, squirming
Move them on

Well it seems the goal posts, they keep changing
Masks must still be worn
And, plain to see, Joe Bid's deranging*
His drama should be scorned

And their bad faith is confirmed
Until Joe B sundowns
And the power grab's confirmed
In that way

Keep dealing vaccinations.. Seniors herding
All day long
Keep seeding Cov palliation .. jabbing, squirming
Dose so strong

Stop fueling vacillation ... mask theater
Oh so wrong
Stop with fear propagation .. panic, worrying
Why prolong

*Biden continues to wear a mask, even though he and every person he comes in contact with has been vaccinated .... In the recent climate change summit on Zoom, Biden was the only head of state (out of 40) to wear a mask at all times

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Susannna Viljanen - May 05, 2021 - Report this comment

I got mine yesterday. Fives.

Jonathan Spurlock - May 05, 2021 - Report this comment

One of the best parodies ever. And I have to agree, when theater is more important than truth, it;s not a good situation. A full set of 5's from me!

CML - May 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Thanks, Susanna. I got my second on March 3 .. so Ive been "vax maxxed" since early April. But then again, you ate a spring chicken compared to me ......... And thanks, Jonathan .. though you may be a bit hasty. I left out a bridge late in the song. Its a good song to parody, though

Dylan Baranski - May 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Ordinarily, I tend to stay away from pandemic-related parodies, but this one was kosher enough, so I'm giving you a vaccine that's 555% effective against boredom. P.S., My next one is due on May 11.

CML - May 06, 2021 - Report this comment

I had been seeing numerous vaccination themed parodies, DB, not just here, but all over the internet. Some appear to have been commissioned by the govt, and many of them were pathetic pieces of crap. So, naturally this stirred up my competitive juices

libby - May 07, 2021 - Report this comment

"...parodies...[that] appear to have been commissioned by the govt...". :D :D :D Paranoid much?

CML - May 07, 2021 - Report this comment

Not at all, Libs, cause they're laughably, embarassingly bad. Its not beyond the realm of possibility that Joe and Hunter Biden teamed up to write one; they're that bad

The Real Tony - May 11, 2021 - Report this comment

This had potential, but comes off as paranoid, which does not easily translate into humor, unless you're making the paranoid narrator the object of the humor, which could have worked better. Also, pacing is off in points. But I'll check out some of your other stuff.

@Tony - May 12, 2021 - Report this comment

Oh yeah, it's definitely paranoia.

CML - May 12, 2021 - Report this comment

Weird, because I thought in this situation, paranoia would mean acting like Howard Hughes being afraid of pathogens that ate no longer a danger. ......This virus was only truly dangerous to about 10% of the population and that group is now inoculated. Indeed one third of the people in this country have been vaccinated, which would cover almost 100% of the population that are at risk for mere hospitalization, let alone death. Moreover, all coronaviruses go dormant in summer. This pandemic is over, at least for the next four months .....

CML - May 12, 2021 - Report this comment

.... So when Joe Biden continues to wear a mask when everyone around him has been vaccinated, that is pure theater .... BTW, did you see the latest in Joe Biden Covid Chiller Terror Theater .. Where he and Jill went inside the home of Jimmy Carter, and he had his picture taken (without a mask) with his face a foot away from 90 year old Rosalyn Carter. ..... But then he goes outside, with its half a billion cubic miles of air to disperse Covid Cooties, with nobody near him except young, healthy and vaccinated Secret Service agents ... and he puts on a mask!! The guy cant even do Covid Panic Porn Theater right

The Real Tony - May 13, 2021 - Report this comment

Your insistent ramblings in response to every critical comment does seem a bit... well, you name it whatever you will. You're entitled to your own POV. Cheers, mate.

CML - May 14, 2021 - Report this comment

So when I respond to your every cheap shot about my being paranoid, I am actually "falling into your trap" by demonstrating that I truly AM paranoid .. because of my "insistent ramblings" .... Why, its like I CANT WIN!! .....You people ..

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