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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Suit Me, Ray Bans"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me, Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Human League

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Suit Me, Ray Bans"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

The idea behind this song is that the man is talking to his friend, having gone shopping for glasses. The woman's part is the glasses talking to the man. Hope you enjoy, HAPPY MONDAY
I had just gone into get my eyes checked out,
when I saw you

I took you down
I tried you on
and saw you were brown
you made me look like someone new

but now its later on
now I cannot change you
oh woe is me

look at the time its almost half past three
and I should have gone back at two
you, you don't suit me,

you know I should have listened
when you said to me don't buy them
you, you don't suit me,
you know I don't believe you
when you say that they don't suit me
I think that you might find,
I'm going to change your mind
I'm going to change it back,
you do not have to worry

you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe
you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe

I had been hanging on a stand
and you come far
buy me brand new

I wasn't on sale
but I could be a much cheaper price
even in brown or blue
a five year guarantee would
have been rather nice

I still suit you

And I think I am the glasses
that you should own
I guess it's fate -
you must own two

you, you don't suit me
you know I should have listened
when you said to me don't buy them
you, you don't suit me,
you know I don't believe you
when you say that they don't suit me
I think that you might find,
I'm going to change your mind
I'm going to change it back,
you do not have to worry

you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe

you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe
you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe
you don't suit me, Ray Bans,
you don't suit me, woe

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