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Song Parodies -> "PC's Who Died"
Original Song Title:
"People Who Died"
Original Performer:
The Jim Carrol Band
Parody Song Title:
"PC's Who Died"
Parody Written by:
Randy Ping
The Lyrics
This is about role playing game (D&D, etc...) characters that I played in junior high, high school and college.editor's note:PC is short hand for "player character".
Togar was my first, I was 12 years old
A D&D fighter, he was eaten by an Orc
Sir Roger was a knight of a great kings realm,
impaled on the end of bandits fork
Wrath had a penchant for theft and bribes
He was only 3rd level when he died
He was a Fave of mine
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
John was a scholar who wasn't too bright
challenged a dragon to a drunken fist-fight
Hap was a ranger in Ravenloft
Met up with some vampires, he got offed,
They were two more PC's of mine,
Two more PC's that dieed...
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
Clarence took a girl to a hotel room
She was anassassin, put 'im in his tomb
Hermes, lycanthropes and had no wolfsbane
Gorkill caught a dagger in the jugular vein...
Gorkill I miss you more than all the others
And I SALUTE you, My Brother!!
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
C.C. was a bard with a feather on his hat,
till he fire-balled a church in nothin flat,
He was hangin' with a mage who didn't like that
The mage said "CC.... you can now Fly!!"
But, C.C. couldn't fly... C.C. DIED!!
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
Cutter got jailed on a murder rap,
He got out by betraying a Necromancer
He said, "Sure it's dangerous,
But it beats time for murder."
But the very next session he got killed
By that same Necromancer
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, and they died
(Repeat first three verses and refrains)
A D&D fighter, he was eaten by an Orc
Sir Roger was a knight of a great kings realm,
impaled on the end of bandits fork
Wrath had a penchant for theft and bribes
He was only 3rd level when he died
He was a Fave of mine
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
John was a scholar who wasn't too bright
challenged a dragon to a drunken fist-fight
Hap was a ranger in Ravenloft
Met up with some vampires, he got offed,
They were two more PC's of mine,
Two more PC's that dieed...
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
Clarence took a girl to a hotel room
She was anassassin, put 'im in his tomb
Hermes, lycanthropes and had no wolfsbane
Gorkill caught a dagger in the jugular vein...
Gorkill I miss you more than all the others
And I SALUTE you, My Brother!!
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
C.C. was a bard with a feather on his hat,
till he fire-balled a church in nothin flat,
He was hangin' with a mage who didn't like that
The mage said "CC.... you can now Fly!!"
But, C.C. couldn't fly... C.C. DIED!!
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, they just died
Cutter got jailed on a murder rap,
He got out by betraying a Necromancer
He said, "Sure it's dangerous,
But it beats time for murder."
But the very next session he got killed
By that same Necromancer
refrain:
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
Those are PC's who died, who died
They were all my characters, and they died
(Repeat first three verses and refrains)
bah, send it to your gaming geek friends if you want. Just give me credit.
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