I went down to the state of Iowa, where all there water taste like orange
soda, S-O-D-A, soda. I saw the old man sittin' there on a rock, I asked him
his name, and in a mean old voice he say Dean, D-E-A-N, De De De De-an.(Solo)

Well, Iv'e traveled around, but I ain't never seen. I guy who looks like
a doctor, but he's old and mean, Howard Dean, De De De Dean. I'm not dumb
but can't understand why he always yells and raises his hand.Howard Dean, De
De De De Dean, De De De De Dean.(Solo)

Well I left home just a week before, and
I've never ever seen this jerk before. But Dean said take this currency and
vote for me, well I don't want to lose my head, so looks like will have
Clintons terror all over again, Howard Dean De De De De Dean De De De De
Dean De De De De Dean De De De De (Solo)

So I went to vote, I picked up a pen ,
I picked up the page,and I voted for Bush, but I won't forget what Howard said.
He said stayaway right wing, be 'cause if you don't vote for me you will die. Howard
Dean De De De De Dean. I know I've got you annoyed, but if you vote republican
I'll be unimployed. Howard Dean De De De De Dean.

Well I knew I really got in a
mess, so
I'll have to run away again. But I know he'll chase more, I'll be runnin''till I'm old and grey.
Because of the election papers I sighned,
I'll be runnin' from him 'till the end of time, Howard Dean De De De De Dean,
De De De De Dean,De De De De Dean,De De De De De an.... fade out