Blood red lipstick, isn't it neat?
Just some more blush and my look is complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has 'everything'
Look at this perm, hope this spray holds
So many secrets I've not yet been told
There are so many guys who just think
Sure they know everything
I've got G-strings and boob tubes a plenty
I've got acrylics and curleres galore
You want hot guys, I've had twenty
But who cares, no big deal
I'm not yet a whore

I wanna be where the women are
I wanna be wanna be belly dancing
Wearing high heals and some
What do they call it? Oh Mayebelline
Being like Doubtfire won't get you too far
Legs are required to be slim and sexy
So you can strut it around in your
What are they called again? Hipstare jeans
Up where they goss about Kidman
Up where they tan all day under the sun
Hot and sexy, wish I could be
A gorgeous girl

What would I give to spend a day in a bikini
What would I pay to buy a new gucci handbag
But I'm a man, I understand I'll never wear a double D
I need a fur stole and some stilletoes
Then try and stand

I'm ready to know how to powder my nose
Asking my questions to know what brand's best
Ella Bache, Loriel or what's it called? Red Earth
When's it my turn for my next perm?
How can I make my fringe curl
Femme and pretty, wish I could be
In a girls world.