You've got tubes of slime
to conceal your lines
and stuff to firm your thighs,
and gunk to line your eyes

Your bottles, tubes and jars
are piled up in the sink and crowd me
Gunk and lubes and slime,
and a pile of creams

If the tube is blue
it must be all-in-one shampoo
It keeps split ends at bay
and covers up your roots of grey

And if the jar is square
it keeps your skin all soft and tender
Gunk and lubes and slime,
and a pile of creams

But let yourself turn grey
and I will still love you tomorrow
And though your lines display,
my words of love will not ring hollow
Give up all your slime

I love who you are,
each tiny line and scar
All that blush and goo
just covers up the you

I wonder if you know,
I wonder if you do, I doubt it
Throw out all that slime
and your pile of creams

I too will go gray
I'll throw out my Vitalis bottle
and we'll both go gray

For I am no cliche
I'm not that insecure and shallow
I don't have the time

You are in your prime
and improve with time
Time cannot disguise
the passion in your eyes

For you're my shining star,
so trust in me and never doubt me
You are in your prime,
and your smile just beams

yes, your smile just beams
yes, your smile just beams
yes, your smile just beams