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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Kiss (500 Frogs)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Kiss (500 Frogs)"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who kisses frogs for you
And when I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who looks for frogs in blue
And if I find one, well you know I'm gonna kiss
I'm gonna kiss that frog and hope he turns into a prince
And if he doesn't, well you know I'm gonna try
I'm gonna try another frog and kiss him goodbye

But I would kiss five hundred frogs
And I would kiss five hundred more
Just to be the girl who kissed a thousand frogs
To find the one that I adore

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's dreaming of a prince
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see the face of the one who makes me wince
And when I meet him, yeah I know I'm gonna know
I'm gonna know that he's the one who was a frog before
And when I love him, well I hope he's gonna say
He's gonna say that he's in love with me in every way

But I would kiss five hundred frogs
And I would kiss five hundred more
Just to be the girl who kissed a thousand frogs
To find the one that I adore

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And when I'm older, and I'm looking at my kids
I'll tell them how their daddy was a frog that I once kissed
And when they ask me, how I ever found my mate
I'll tell them it's a secret that they'll have to wait

But I would kiss five hundred frogs
And I would kiss five hundred more
Just to be the girl who kissed a thousand frogs
To find the one that I adore

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