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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Hank"

Original Song Title:

"Doctorin' The Tardis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Timelords

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Hank"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

Delicious Starbucks Double Shot Espresso Drink. Bring On The Day.
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) the tardis
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank

(Perk it up, Hank!)

Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) the tardis
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank

(Drink that) You what
(Drink that) You what
You what, You what, You what
(Perk it up, Hank!)

We will take over
We are the coffee perkers

Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) the tardis
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank

(Drink that) You what
(Drink that) You what
You what, You what, You what

Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) the tardis
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank

Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) the tardis
Doctor Ha-ank, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
Doctor Hank doc, (HANK!) doctor Hank
My imagination...Dr. Hank Johnson, M.D., the hospital administrator who takes another job at STARBUCKS coffee shop.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Uh, sure. Whatever you say.
littleCupCakes - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, would you prefer your perk to be light or dark roasted ? A little cream & sugar perhaps?

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