I took a little trip
It was a shark they were seekin'
The mayor was a dick
His I.Q. was unlisted

So I told 'em not to wait
A shark hunter they would need
They said "When do we start?"
I said "After I leave"

He can never eat me if I'm gone
And that sounds great to me, let's try later on

A squishy crunch
Someone's his latest lunch
I've tried to impart
I don't look good in sharks

He can never eat me if I'm gone
And that sounds great to me, let's try later on

I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't wanna get in the boat today
I'll stalk Brucie later
There's gotta be another way
I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't wanna get in the boat today
I'll just stay here in town

Freak out
I'm losin' it now
As we start to drift
Nothing's insaner than this

Bigger boat is my wish
And I'm allergic to fish
I don't mean to be rude
I make lousy fish food

He can never eat me if I'm gone
And that sounds great to me, let's try later on

I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't wanna go in the cage today
I'll stalk Brucie later
I'd rather age another day
I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't wanna go in the cage today
Let's just go back to town

I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't think we're stayin' afloat today
I'll stalk Brucie later
Let's get a bigger boat today
I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't think we're stayin' afloat today
Let's just go back to town

I'll stalk Brucie later
Don't wanna battle a shark today
I'll stalk Brucie later
Let's picnic, picnic in the park today