My thing is ruptured;
Your thing is too.
I'm turned inside out,
And so are you.
If doctors did this
To other people, they'd sue.

I've hit the mushrooms;
You've been abused.
Our mom's a junkie;
Our dad's confused.
Our love's illegal,
But in Europe, it's excused.

My mind is ruptured!
Your mind is ruptured!
Exactly what I am, I don't know, myself.
You say our doctor's a perv and butcher,
And maybe I should say the same thing as well.
He's got me turning in,
You turning out;
He's turning on,
We're turned around.

We're turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.

Your mind is ruptured!
My mind is ruptured!
Exactly what you are, you don't know, yourself.
I say our doctor ought to be butchered;
You say we ought to send him straight down to Hell.
He's got me turning in,
You turning out;
He's turning on,
We're turned around.

We're turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.

No breasts, no Tom, no Dick, no Harry,
No out, no in, no tubes, no obvious parts...
Doctor is a mongrel lying in a manger,
Everyone here treats us like that rump-pump ranger;
Everyone...

That's why we're turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.

Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.
(...Think so, think so, think so...)
Turning into freaks,
I think we're turning into freaks,
I really think so.