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Song Parodies -> "Turning Veganese"
Original Song Title:
"Turning Japanese"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Vapors
Parody Song Title:
"Turning Veganese"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
I post a picture
Of broccoli stew
You typed "I love you"
I typed "me too"
I sit there staring when there's nothing better to do
I love its color
The stew is brown
Or is it hazel?
Looks soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
No meat, no eggs, no cheese, no honey
No suede, no silk, no fur, no fins from sharks
Everyone around me has a love for mangers
Omnivores avoids me like i’m pure danger
Of broccoli stew
You typed "I love you"
I typed "me too"
I sit there staring when there's nothing better to do
I love its color
The stew is brown
Or is it hazel?
Looks soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I post my picture, I post my picture
I’ll post a million all around the net
I have a doctor who is plant-based
He says my insides are well
He’s got me vegging up and meating down, I'm set to win, my health abounds
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
I'm turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
Turning Veganese, I think I'm turning Veganese, I really think so
No meat, no eggs, no cheese, no honey
No suede, no silk, no fur, no fins from sharks
Everyone around me has a love for mangers
Omnivores avoids me like i’m pure danger
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line 5 better pacing would be: "i sit there staring at it. i do live its hue." line 13 & 14 better pacing would be: "i have a doctor who's a strict vegan. he says he knows that my insides are well." after the final line, this line is perfect: "they're so dumb." audio demo at bit.ly/turning-veganese
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