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Song Parodies -> "Burning Calories"

Original Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Vapors

Parody Song Title:

"Burning Calories"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I don't like fitness -
The normal kind
That is just the way
I was designed
The only part of me that races is my mind

Oh to conclusions
I jump for sure
And I've been running
For the school board
I often push my kids by making them do more

I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round

I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so

I should be fit 'cause, I should be fit 'cause
I've been exercising my freedom of speech
I should be limber, and really fit 'cause
Way up to the stars is where I try to reach
I have been swimming in a sea of doubt
My logic takes me round and round

I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so

I've lifted some weight off of my chest and
I have been climbing up the social ladder
Everything I'm doing is completely active
Everything I'm doing should decrease my fatness
Everything

That's why I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
I'm burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so

Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so

Burning calories I think I'm burning calories I really think so
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6
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lebeiw15 - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
One of your best yet
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with you, Leb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious - great job, funny parody, very witty! 5's ! "Burning calories" is an inspired internally-rhymed parody of "Turning Japanese" !!
dominic - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D, do you read every parody on the site? I mean, everywhere I look, you've left a comment! Or is that your job?

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