Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Horseless Carriage"
Original Song Title:
"Voices Carry"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Til Tuesday
Parody Song Title:
"Horseless Carriage"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
In his car he wants to escort me
But I'm frightened of the velocity
Oh there must be something magic inside
Not understood
Cause he tells me that the horses all hide
Under a hood
Honk honk, speedin' round now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk, through the town now
Horseless carriage, uh-huh
I fear this strange metal animal
Because I know it is unnatural
Oh, he says that twenty miles to the hour
Is nothing to spurn
But I feel my inner workings turn sour
As though in a churn
Beep beep, gearin' down now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, hear that sound now
Horseless carriage, uh-huh
He wants me
To spend an evening with him
He wants me
If we can go for a "spin"
Honk honk, speedin' round now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk, through the town now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, hold on now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, bumpy ground now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk
He said sit up, he said sit up
Ye gods, can't you slow it down
Honk honk, horseless carriage
I wish he would let me walk
But I'm frightened of the velocity
Oh there must be something magic inside
Not understood
Cause he tells me that the horses all hide
Under a hood
Honk honk, speedin' round now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk, through the town now
Horseless carriage, uh-huh
I fear this strange metal animal
Because I know it is unnatural
Oh, he says that twenty miles to the hour
Is nothing to spurn
But I feel my inner workings turn sour
As though in a churn
Beep beep, gearin' down now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, hear that sound now
Horseless carriage, uh-huh
He wants me
To spend an evening with him
He wants me
If we can go for a "spin"
Honk honk, speedin' round now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk, through the town now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, hold on now
Horseless carriage
Beep beep, bumpy ground now
Horseless carriage
Honk honk
He said sit up, he said sit up
Ye gods, can't you slow it down
Honk honk, horseless carriage
I wish he would let me walk
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Glad to see you getting into some history and machinery- 555! Hard to believe that it all started with Karl Benz's 1886 Motorwagen with ICE powerplant:
http://picturesnosleep.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/First-car-Mercedes-Benz.jpg
Sweet ride!
Clever idea and a nice slice of history.
Thanks!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/tiltuesday6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1616
