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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Eat Another Hero"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Need Another Hero"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tina Turner
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Eat Another Hero"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
An ode to the reluctant dieter.
Out at the deli
Looking at the sausage
I think my gut might break this time
I am a glutton
When I'm on vacation
They're putting lights on my behind
And I wonder if I am ever going to cure it
Living under the weight and all those greasy stains
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain five more pounds
All I want is sight beyond my blubber mounds
Looking for veggies I can go chew on
There's got to be something better ahead
Pies and cheese pizza, those days are ending
Face full of chocolate, but I'll be dead
And I wonder if I am ever going to cure it
Living right by the fridge with all those stomach pains
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain one more size
All I want is sight beyond my thunder thighs
What we down with our knives
Or just only a fork
Will my story end with a roll?
Mustard and pork?
Give me all that stuffing
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain five more pounds
All I want is sight beyond my blubber mounds
Looking at the sausage
I think my gut might break this time
I am a glutton
When I'm on vacation
They're putting lights on my behind
And I wonder if I am ever going to cure it
Living under the weight and all those greasy stains
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain five more pounds
All I want is sight beyond my blubber mounds
Looking for veggies I can go chew on
There's got to be something better ahead
Pies and cheese pizza, those days are ending
Face full of chocolate, but I'll be dead
And I wonder if I am ever going to cure it
Living right by the fridge with all those stomach pains
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain one more size
All I want is sight beyond my thunder thighs
What we down with our knives
Or just only a fork
Will my story end with a roll?
Mustard and pork?
Give me all that stuffing
I can't eat another hero
I don't want to gain five more pounds
All I want is sight beyond my blubber mounds
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Like the "lights on my behind" line, it reminds me of a Stones song, "when the train left the station, there were two lights on behind".....
I would never have guessed you were a porker, Rick...you write like a thin man. :-) 555
I'm not a porker. I just play one on the internet.
Hey, Rick--I loved the "thunder thighs" line--very sly reference to the Mad Max movie. Very well done!...d;:^)
L-ing OL, Rick...nice job!
This is absolutely hillarious. BRAVO!!!
hey i remember hearing weird als version of this song
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