Song Parodies -> "Will Not Buy A SUV"

Original Song Title:

"Refugee"

Original Performer:

"Will Not Buy A SUV"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Generic dude vs. Perry the insistent car dealer....

He's got somethin', wants to sell it
all the cars, we'll talk about it
ain't no famous dealer, it's so lame
somehow he got around it
Listen, it don't even matter to me, Perry
you'll never get a sale out of me
I said

No way! I will not but an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Maybe, somehow, somebody
must have bought one from you son
tell me why you would push us
improving your commision
funny, it won't make a difference to me, Perry
all these Kias are too crappy for me
I said

No way! I will not but an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
hey Perry, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Oh!!!!

Perry, I'm not the first
I think alot of other dealers were burned
you think it's a deal for us
but it's one of those things that's going to make me cuss...!

No way, no how, somebody
would have bought one from you son
who knows, maybe you sold them
Volvos, Pintos and Rams then got your bonus
funny, it don't make a difference to me, Perry
all these offers are too lousy for me
I said

No way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
I said, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
I said, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Oh, oh, oh!

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Blue Ant - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job!

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Blue Ant!

Red Ant - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

I agree with Blue Ant here.

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Red Ant!

Serafina - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

I agree with Red Ant and Blue Ant. I also agree with the content of the parody; I don't like big bulky vehicles (I don't drive one, nor do I ever intend to). Nice work there, Stephen.

Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment

You know what the Saudis call an SUV? A vibrator. Trade in the SUVs for a fuel-efficient, safe car. Or, as a great man once said, "Ask what you can do for your country."

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Never heard that joke before. =)

Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Just made it up yesterday. Maybe if I'd thought of it last year, President Kerry would've done something about it by now.

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Yep, if only there were a different president in office....

Dominic L. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody! One of the few parodies where I capitolize great, I think... but that has to do more with the fact that I just forget to capitolize my sentences. 5's nonetheless

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you! =)

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