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Song Parodies -> "No Pootin Like That"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Do Me Like That"
Original Performer:
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"No Pootin Like That"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I was takin' in a southern trip,
and my lady really let one rip,
felt the water in my eyes,
wondered if she's died inside
and I said you'd better watch yourself,
we were divin on a coral shelf
bad enough to peel off bark
baby don't piss of the sharks
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
from sowhere deep down indide,
gas is escaping,
hope it don't last that long,
you got me reelin inside
man I can feel it,
baby, can't take it no more
listen baby, can't you see, your ass is gonna poison me
when you're in a public place, going to lose some face
and you know you're gonna have a stain,
from your colorectal pains
someone's gonna smell your ass,
say you got no class
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
and my lady really let one rip,
felt the water in my eyes,
wondered if she's died inside
and I said you'd better watch yourself,
we were divin on a coral shelf
bad enough to peel off bark
baby don't piss of the sharks
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
from sowhere deep down indide,
gas is escaping,
hope it don't last that long,
you got me reelin inside
man I can feel it,
baby, can't take it no more
listen baby, can't you see, your ass is gonna poison me
when you're in a public place, going to lose some face
and you know you're gonna have a stain,
from your colorectal pains
someone's gonna smell your ass,
say you got no class
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
no pootin like that,
no pootin like that
yes, I love you, baby
no pootin like that
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I'm not familliar with the original song, but I give you 5's because it made me laugh.
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