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Song Parodies -> "Free Agent"
Original Song Title:
"Free Fallin"
Original Performer:
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"Free Agent"
Parody Written by:
White Trash
The Lyrics
a free agent is someone on a pro sports team and either is not liked or get kicked off the team and he becomes a free agent
on a good team full of pros yeah
they have talent and there very cool too
there good players good at basket ball
can shoot good and dribble good too
its a long day playing at practice
i cant play right my shots were off the mark
im a bad boy cause every shot i took i missed it
im a bad boy now im off the team
now im a free
a free agent
yeah im a freeee
free agent
all the umpires strike me out in baseball
cant pitch right or make it too first base
and im a bad boy for messing up in football
cause on my good team couldnt even run a yard
And Im free, free agent
Yeah Im free, free agent
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im
i wanna retire my big old jersey
they wont even write my name in magazines
wanna retire just like brett favre did
wanna leave the sport for a while
wanna be a free free agent
yeah im a free
free agent
they have talent and there very cool too
there good players good at basket ball
can shoot good and dribble good too
its a long day playing at practice
i cant play right my shots were off the mark
im a bad boy cause every shot i took i missed it
im a bad boy now im off the team
now im a free
a free agent
yeah im a freeee
free agent
all the umpires strike me out in baseball
cant pitch right or make it too first base
and im a bad boy for messing up in football
cause on my good team couldnt even run a yard
And Im free, free agent
Yeah Im free, free agent
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im
Free agent, now Im free agent, now im
i wanna retire my big old jersey
they wont even write my name in magazines
wanna retire just like brett favre did
wanna leave the sport for a while
wanna be a free free agent
yeah im a free
free agent
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I 've been a 'free agent' ~coyote roamin'~ for quite awhile now . . . Oh, those lucky, but collared, kennel dogs have good benefits!
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing... maybe I don't know the song as well as I think... Three 5's and a find a home soon card to Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson.
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