It's a dull life, have to tell ya
This desk job under fluorescent light
But the one way that I can get through is
Unwinding every Friday night

It's been a long week workin' at the office
Call the mates round, wanna have some fun
We'll have a piss-up 'cause I need some refreshment
Lots of pubs here, we'll stop at each one

Now we're pub, pub crawlin'
Yeah, we're pub, pub crawlin'

Now look at Barry chattin' up the barmaids
He's wearing a lampshade on his head
Getting drunk as we stagger to the next pub
While our families are all turning in for bed

And we're pub, we're pub crawlin'
Yeah, we're pub, we're pub crawlin'

(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)

I wanna get so drunk I can't walk straight
I wanna write my name as I pee
And if I wake up with a hangover
It'll all be worth it for me

'Cause we're pub
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Pub crawlin'
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Yeah, we're pub
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Pub crawlin'
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)

(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Yeah, we're pub, pub crawlin'
Oh

(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Pub crawlin'
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Yeah, we're pub
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
Oh, we're pub crawlin'
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
(Pub crawlin', we're-a pub crawlin', we're-a)
We're pub crawlin'