-> "Kate, Quit Huffin' That 409!"
Original Song Title:
"867-5309 (Jenny)"
Original Performer:
Tomy Tutone
Parody Song Title:
"Kate, Quit Huffin' That 409!"
The Lyrics
Hey
Katey, Katey, what have you turned to?
You’re needin’ somethin' you can hold on to
I know you’re sick of crack, tried drinkin’ before
Now you’re insane, no wonder you’re lookin’ for more
Katey, you must do something
I think you’re way too high
Katey, you must do something…
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Katey, Katey, you're looking happy
Oh they don't know you, but your life if so crappy.
You tried to quit it before, but you lost your nerve
You tried crystal methamphetamines, but they didn’t work
Katey, you must do something
I think that you may die
Katey, you gotta do something
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
You get it, You get, You get it?
’Cause quittin’s what you gotta do
You get it, You get, You get it?
’Cause it’s worse than, ‘cause it’s worse than glue!
Katey, you must do something
I think you’re way too high
Katey, just pleaser do something
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Katey, Katey, what is wrong with you?
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
For a buck seventy-nine, one bottle gets you through
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Not 409!
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
Not 409!
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
Kate, quit huffin’ that 409
(Kate, quit huffin’ that 409)
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