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Song Parodies -> "Angelina"
Original Song Title:
"Mickey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Toni Basil
Parody Song Title:
"Angelina"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
Dedicated to the only woman my wife will give me a get-out-of-jail free card for... (well aware, of course, of it's chances of being used)
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
Oh Angie!
You grew up in a whirl, but what a fine result
an Interrupted Girl but a contiguous adult
you loved the freakshow world - but now you're your own cult - Angie
the day you said "Hey Billy" well return to there you won't
coz when you said "I do" you know you should've said "I don't"
he left you with tattoos! - and NOW you're all alone - Angie
Angelina, on the screen a, very sexy girl
you take me by the heart, both the oyster and the pearl
Angelina - never seen a, wilder child unfurl
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie
Oh Angie!
when you took on Lara Croft - noone ever looked so hot
Your lips they seemed so soft but kissing them would make me NOT
your guns you held aloft but somehow I'm the one who shot - Angie
so come on, and do it for me any way you can
any way you wanna play'll satisfy this man
oh please baby, once again you leave me in a jam - Angie!
Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, you're effortlessly cast
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
please don't be cruel Angie
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
Angelina, in my dreams a union taking place
it happens in the daylight coz I love to watch your face
Angelina, in between the satin and the lace
to guys like me Angie
it's ecstasy Angie, glee Angie
vitamin V Angie
Angelina, never been a cooler movie queen
you've got a dozen angles that your daddy's never seen
Angelina, magazines are always very keen
to fea-ture you, Angie
oh yes it's true Angie - who, Angie's
as cool as you Angie?
Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, so elegantly cast
It's gals like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind
so pretty
Oh Angie!
You grew up in a whirl, but what a fine result
an Interrupted Girl but a contiguous adult
you loved the freakshow world - but now you're your own cult - Angie
the day you said "Hey Billy" well return to there you won't
coz when you said "I do" you know you should've said "I don't"
he left you with tattoos! - and NOW you're all alone - Angie
Angelina, on the screen a, very sexy girl
you take me by the heart, both the oyster and the pearl
Angelina - never seen a, wilder child unfurl
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie
Oh Angie!
when you took on Lara Croft - noone ever looked so hot
Your lips they seemed so soft but kissing them would make me NOT
your guns you held aloft but somehow I'm the one who shot - Angie
so come on, and do it for me any way you can
any way you wanna play'll satisfy this man
oh please baby, once again you leave me in a jam - Angie!
Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, you're effortlessly cast
It's babes like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
please don't be cruel Angie
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
so pretty
A. Jolie you're so fine - Angelina, blow my mind
so pretty
Angelina, in my dreams a union taking place
it happens in the daylight coz I love to watch your face
Angelina, in between the satin and the lace
to guys like me Angie
it's ecstasy Angie, glee Angie
vitamin V Angie
Angelina, never been a cooler movie queen
you've got a dozen angles that your daddy's never seen
Angelina, magazines are always very keen
to fea-ture you, Angie
oh yes it's true Angie - who, Angie's
as cool as you Angie?
Angelina's misdemeanors, banished to the past
she's Taking Lives and giving Brad a problem with contrasts
Angelina, beauty queen, so elegantly cast
It's gals like you Angie
oh you're so cool Angie, drool Angie
take me to school Angie
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Excellent! The Interrupted Girl line was great.
While I don't share the majority of your sentiments...I do think she's a gorgeous girl...nice work here, Stuart.
Damn, but I do love a good internal rhyme -- and this is chock full of 'em. Nicely done.
Blimey!! What a rollercoaster...I got a headache just reading it! "Vitamin V"..LOL...555...cooool
AWESOME! And you KNOW I love her too!!
Like the parody and like Angelina...5'ies
Thanks Jeff
thanks Arwen - sentiments is too soft a word ;-)
thanks Li - I do too.......
thanks for the Blimey Kristof - no greater compliment :-)
thanks Ash! :-)
thanks AFW - from yesterday's comment I thought maybe you didn't - what a nice surprise :-)
thanks Arwen - sentiments is too soft a word ;-)
thanks Li - I do too.......
thanks for the Blimey Kristof - no greater compliment :-)
thanks Ash! :-)
thanks AFW - from yesterday's comment I thought maybe you didn't - what a nice surprise :-)
fives for you...tens for angelina
exactly Alvin! - thanks for the 5s
What Alvin said ... and, for A.J. ... rrrowwwrrr ... ohhh that lovely little mpeg of her that's floatin' 'round the web, haaa-rrrowwwrrr ...
thanks Johnny - what mpeg?? - I juts gotta get me that mpeg!
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Very slow downloading from a Russian website, but well worth the wait...
http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/video/angelina_jolie02.mpg
http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/angelina_jolie2_video.html
Very slow downloading from a Russian website, but well worth the wait...
http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/video/angelina_jolie02.mpg
http://blbhoy.narod.ru/video/angelina_jolie2_video.html
Thanks Johnny - Russian footage of Angelina? probably picking potatoes or something - all dirty and sweaty :-)
You're welcome, Stuart. Nope, she's butt-naked, walking down a hall toward a gal who I think plays her lesbian lover in the film ... first you get a lovely long, lingering, full-length rear-view, and then the camera-angle changes to a close-up front-shot from her waist up. Very lovely indeed. Rrrrowwwrrr.
Johnny, if you just heard a "D'OH" floating into your country from across the Pacific Ocean, it's because I just spent my hour downloading the mpeg, then my computer wouldn't play it - still trying though :-)
Splendiferous, Stuartiste. Ditto what everyone else said. You KNOW I love Angelina:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2706.1462.html
And that scene Johnny DD describes is from the movie "Gia," in case you'd rather rent it than risk a viral infection from a Russian porn site.
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2706.1462.html
And that scene Johnny DD describes is from the movie "Gia," in case you'd rather rent it than risk a viral infection from a Russian porn site.
wow, Spaff, do you know everything? - or everything about Angelina? - I don't feel so adolescent about my crush with you and Johnny D standing beside me - and that "standing" is "to attention"
*@*SOTM*@*
(SOTM) Very clever word play.
Looking forward to a movie, any movie, where Angelina Jolie and Liv Tyler gets to play sisters. Unless itÂ's set in the arctic of course. :-)
(SOTM) I remember the OS from junior high school. It was used for mandatory dancing in phys. ed. I don't know that much about Angelina Jolie though.
(SOTM)Any parody that compel the men here to attempt downloading bootleg nekkid video footage from Russia gets a Special Star in my book. 545
(SOTM) I rented out 'Original Sin' as research. I've never studied so hard in my life. And that film where Liv Tyler is her sister sounds sweet, seeing her attitude towards marrying her brother...
Brilliant parody, Stu.
Brilliant parody, Stu.
:D (SOTM) Good one, Stu! 5's
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............oh, sorry. I was just picturing Angelina Jolie in a cheerleader outfit. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........oh, sorry. Great song too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
AJ has serious problems that can be described in four words. SHE MARRIED BILLY BOB
yes, Claude - that idea's got 'box office smash' written all over it - maybe they could do a remake of 'Bring It On'
"ooh it's cold in here - there's not enough Jolie in the at-mos-phere"
"ooh it's cold in here - there's not enough Jolie in the at-mos-phere"
(SOTM) First Angie....and now Anna Kournikova...and in the nude, no less! Shame on you Stu...are you working thru the alphabet or something? ;-)
(SOTM) Funny stuff :-) 5's
A friend of mine travelled with M.elle Jolie (well, on the same plane, anyway ;-) ), and remarked that sans make-up she ain't that, well, "jolie". But this was a tres jolly parody, Stuart.
Contiguous adult ... heh heh. Well done, Stuart. And you never know, Stuart. She is so unpredictable, that she might read this parody and look you up.
REFUSE to believe it Phil - talk to the hand!
Determined to believe it John - yeah! why not? - that could happen! - what's her email address?
Determined to believe it John - yeah! why not? - that could happen! - what's her email address?
Still love it, Stuartiste. You've inspired me to do another AJ tribute - this time as a song parody. I'll try not to steal too many of your lines. And to finally answer your Jan 13 questions, yes and yes.
Spaff! Steal them! Please!
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM - 544
The one woman who can make me forget Catherine What'shername. And she's not as nuts as her reputation suggests. Just nuts enough.
SOTM--see above...and, of course, "Angelina ? never seen a, wilder child unfurl" was a great line =)
(SOTM) I'll crush these 5's for ya.
(SOTM) The modern adolecent anthom perhaps?
SOTM--as I mentioned before...I think she's gorgeous. But I AM in kind of a fight with her since the whole Brad & Jen thing...even if they deny it forever...I'm still going to blame her.
Yeah, she's a consistently hot lady. Great rhyme scheme throughout, Stu.
P.S. what Claude said
She may be hot, but I betcha tomorrow she'll be not. She did get the Razzie. Like her godmother (?) Jacqueline Bisset she's long on sex appeal, but her talent is limited.
Stuart --- I found it --- a much-faster-downloading high-quality clip of "Angelina in the Altogether" ...
http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm_old/movies/jolie.mpg
http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm_old/movies/jolie.mpg
Johnny - do you think while there are naked clips of Angelina Jolie streaming around cyberspace, I just sit here twiddling my thumbs? I made it my mission to limewire it (after you and Spaff alerted me to the fact) and I, in turn, have further spread the joy to many appreciative visitors to my home
thanks JD! - keep me posted on any future delicacies you may come across in your cyber-travels :-)
thanks JD! - keep me posted on any future delicacies you may come across in your cyber-travels :-)
PS. Johnny - freeze-frame the very last frame of Angelina in the clip (before it cuts to the other girl) and watch her eyes - to get a Brad's-eye view
had a bit of trouble with contiguous-and embarrasingly cult came out wrong (lol) .marvellous parody.
ABC3A - Apparently I saw this before, but I gave it higher marks this time.
(ABC) Well written, enjoyed this!
(ABC3)See above comment from long ago...
(ABC) See above!
(ABC3) TMGLTM. You're opening comment is interesting too, since Nicole and I have had that same discussion: not only would I get a GOOJF card, I'd get a 3 way!
I gave you 5s, though if TOS gets stuck in my head (the "Hollaback Girl" of the 80s), I'm going to be very unhappy with you, Stu. ;-)
I gave you 5s, though if TOS gets stuck in my head (the "Hollaback Girl" of the 80s), I'm going to be very unhappy with you, Stu. ;-)
Can't hide my plea, Angelina... 5's!!!
ABC--still a fun one, Stuart!!
ABC3-Good
Oh, that's classic! So beautiful! It's very nice of how much you feel about Angelina Jolie because she's also one of my fave actresses. Love her in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Playing God, and Girl, Interrupted. Move over, Brad Pitt!!!!
Sir, your Angie was very provacative in BeoWulf. She had Ray WinStone just where she wanted him! ~~CC
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