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Song Parodies -> "No Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Rosanna"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Toto
Parody Song Title:
"No Santa"
Parody Written by:
sldice
The Lyrics
All I used to do on Christmas was sit and cry
No Santa, No Santa
And I wished that I could be like you, No Santa
But now its you who has the tear in your eye
No Santa, No Santa
Remember when you laughed cause I was a jew
Its the 25 and all I have to say, No Santa yeah
I'm all alone and its Christmas Day
He's not coming today,
Down the chim-n-ay, No Santa yeah
Fatty's not here to stay
You better start to pray, No Santa yeah
Now you know who really gave you all those gifts
No Santa, No Santa
All this time and I was the only one who knew, No Santa
You cry every night cause Santa stories are only myths,
No Santa, No Santa
Used to beat me up now its all coming back to you
Its the 25 and all I have to say, No Santa yeah
I'm all alone and its Christmas Day
He's not coming today,
Down the chim-n-ay, No Santa yeah
Fatty's not here to stay
You better start to pray, No Santa yeah
No Santa, No Santa
And I wished that I could be like you, No Santa
But now its you who has the tear in your eye
No Santa, No Santa
Remember when you laughed cause I was a jew
Its the 25 and all I have to say, No Santa yeah
I'm all alone and its Christmas Day
He's not coming today,
Down the chim-n-ay, No Santa yeah
Fatty's not here to stay
You better start to pray, No Santa yeah
Now you know who really gave you all those gifts
No Santa, No Santa
All this time and I was the only one who knew, No Santa
You cry every night cause Santa stories are only myths,
No Santa, No Santa
Used to beat me up now its all coming back to you
Its the 25 and all I have to say, No Santa yeah
I'm all alone and its Christmas Day
He's not coming today,
Down the chim-n-ay, No Santa yeah
Fatty's not here to stay
You better start to pray, No Santa yeah
Parodies bysldice
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