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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"
Original Song Title:
"Rosanna"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Toto
Parody Song Title:
"Viagra"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Here are some equations that might helpViagra + XY = Donuts+XXXBull -Balls = Steer
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is pound her pipes
Viagra, viagra
I never thought that a pill could render puberty, Viagra
All I wanna "do" in the middle of the evening is candy stripes
Viagra, viagra
I didn't know I'd be looking for more tail than I could ever need
Chorus:
Felt like a steer then prescriptions came, Viagra yeah
Now it's "On" and I have to say
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
I can see my shame still limping through the taco of my lover's thighs
Viagra, viagra
I didn't know that a guy like me could take a pill to bed, Viagra
All I wanna tell you is now I'll never ever have to fantisize
Viagra, viagra
I never thought that popping pills could ever swell my head
Chorus
(instrumental break)
Chorus
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
Viagra, viagra
I never thought that a pill could render puberty, Viagra
All I wanna "do" in the middle of the evening is candy stripes
Viagra, viagra
I didn't know I'd be looking for more tail than I could ever need
Chorus:
Felt like a steer then prescriptions came, Viagra yeah
Now it's "On" and I have to say
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
I can see my shame still limping through the taco of my lover's thighs
Viagra, viagra
I didn't know that a guy like me could take a pill to bed, Viagra
All I wanna tell you is now I'll never ever have to fantisize
Viagra, viagra
I never thought that popping pills could ever swell my head
Chorus
(instrumental break)
Chorus
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
Make me hard today, make me hard today, Viagra yeah
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It was always hard to like the OS, but this parody made it HARDER - 555
Loved the Taco Belle line.
Rock(hard) on brother!
I hold up the V sign for this....
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