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Song Parodies -> "They Don't Care"

Original Song Title:

"They Don't Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tracey Ullman

Parody Song Title:

"They Don't Care"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

So now that a true emergency has occurred in Hurricane Helene, we learn that FEMA has been blowing all its funding on housing for hordes of illegal immigrants and shipping the emergency equipment and materials desperately needed to restore the power grid and other infrastructure here off to Ukraine while virtue-signalling about D.E.I. being its main priority over... y'know... actually doing its job! Meanwhile, some of the government officials who are supposed to be helping the victims are actually trying to stop private individuals from rescuing the people trapped in the afflicted areas!
We've been without recourse a whole week now.
Attempts to rescue us the feds just won't allow.
Why should we trust a word of those rats' lies
When what they do tells us we're the ones they despise?

No, we won't listen to the bureaucrats
Who pretend they care, but are all larcenous rats,
'Cause they don't care about us;
(Yeah...) No D.E.I. hire does!

We get the feeling seeing what they do
Those in power hate us and our whole country too:
They're barely even pretending they care;
In fact, they hope we die from heartbreak and despair!

So we won't—when the time comes—hesitate
All these officials to defenestrate,
'Cause they don't care about us;
(Yeah...) No one from D.C. does!

How 'bout we splatter these scum
Who blocked our rescues?
With all we've lost in these floods,
We've not got much else to lose!

[Instrumental]

(Plainly!)

We've no reason to leave them alive;
We've taken enough of these rats' shuck and jive!
Make an example the world can see:
What happens to traitors who sell out their country!

No, let's not spare crocodile-tear-criers:
They're domestic foes, traitors, and liars!
No, they don't care about us;
(Yeah...) No Deep State swamp shill does!

No, let's not spare crocodile-tear-criers:
They're domestic foes, traitors, and liars!
No, they don't care about us;
(Yeah...) No Deep State swamp shill does!
Can you say "bad optics" children? I knew you could. Is anybody out there still wondering why there's been so much talk lately about the possibility that America's Civil War 2.0 is imminent?

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Spank that Donnie Douchebag! - October 04, 2024 - Report this comment
Drinking that poison Kook-Aid again.

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