Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Bluff It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Gonna Make It"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Bluff It"

Parody Written by:

Ryan J.

The Lyrics

For those of you who have never played before, this has to do with Poker.

Been bluffing for so long, I've become a liar
I've won so many hands, my streak's on fire
A pair of queens?
To other players, that's not what it seems
I'll just bid twenty hundred bucks, cause I'm a buyer

I'm gonna bluff it
I'm gonna fake
I'm gonna bluff it
I liethen the money's mine to take

The power of the aces ain't been showing
The deck just don't like me, that's what I'm knowing
Close to a straight
3, 4, 5, 6, and an 8!
Can you believe how many times my hand's been blowing?

I'm gonna bluff it
I'm gonna fake
I'm gonna bluff it
I liethen the money's mine to take

(Guitar solo)

I'm gonna bluff it
I'm gonna fake
I'm gonna bluff it
I liethen the money's mine to take

Oh, yes indeed, I'm gonna bluff it
Win the dough, win the dough
I'm gonna bluff until I'm stuffed
Two pair, nines high!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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Jonathan S. - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Dude, ya messed up the OS; it's called, "We're Not Gonna TAKE It," not "Make It!" And weren't even CLOSE to the OS's pacing. Have you even heard the original?

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