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Song Parodies -> "Boston Red Sox"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Boston Red Sox"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox)

The New England team
But it ain't the Celtics or the Pats
Pats! Pat Pat Pat a Pats!
Things are heating up
Better put on your red stockings now
Now! Now now now now now!
Do I like New York Yankees? I think not!
The only American League team I liked

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox)

There's that green monster
And that monster's name was Wally
Wally! Wally Wally Wally!
Every fan out there
They don't even care about Chicago White Sox
So? White white white white sox!
You know the point, red is better than dead
No other baseball club than what I like

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox)

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox), Boston Red Sox (Sox)

Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox), Sox (Sox)
Boston Red Sox

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Dylan Baranski - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5! Red Sox rule! Yankees suck!
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, Boston. First in war, first in peace, and third in the American League East.

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