Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Gonna Make It"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not Gonna Make It"

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The Lyrics

If you can make it through Marine Corps bootcamp on Parris Island, you can do anything. Platoon 3095, and yes, I graduated with my original platoon. Ooh-rah.

I'm not Gonna Make it

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

Recruit on Parris Island
I think I'm gonna lose it
Pushups all night; run all day long
We fight sand fleas that bite us
DI is in my face 'cause
I can't adapt, I don't belong

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

PT my spine is bending
Marches are never ending
When I first signed up, didn't have a clue
I fail each time I'm graded
My smokes were confiscated
I did my best, my best won't do

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I'm beat (Yeah!)
I'm bald (Yeah!)
No more (No!)
PT!!

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

I'm not gonna make it
No, I ain't gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it in the Corps!

Floyd's Garage

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