Song Parodies -> "We're Not Getting Naked"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

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Original Performer:

"We're Not Getting Naked"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It's sad but there comes a time in every stripper's life when she just realizes that she can't do this forever...

We're not getting naked!
No! We ain't getting naked!
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

Cause we've got saggy boobs and
On stage you've seen us snoozin'
Grandma midwives all wearing thongs!
Once men threw dollars at our butts
We danced with jiggling busts
Now pelvic thrusts can go way wrong

We're not getting naked!
No! We ain't getting naked!
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

Your eyeballs might need cleansing
If you go and see us bending
We're wearing nothing but G-Strings... Say "Ewwww!!!"
One time we were top rated
But now your club's degraded
Were at our best in '82!!!

Ho.....
Ho.....

Hair's white (Yeah!)
Wrinkly (Yeah!)
Not sprite (Yeah!)
Bad knees (Yeah!!!)

We're not getting naked!
No! We ain't getting naked!
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

Our good looks have faded!
Yeah! Our good looks have faded!
Our good looks have faded, Nevermore!!!

Old age!!!

Ho....
Ho....

A fright! (Yeah!)
To see! (Yeah!)
Our plight's (Yeah!)
Stripping! (Yeah!)

We're not getting naked!
No! We ain't getting naked!
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

Your strip club is vacant! (No!!!!)
Yeah! Your strip club is vacant!
Your strip club is vacant! We're not whores!
(Old bags, We won't flash ours!)

We're wrinkled as bacon! (C'mon!)
Yeah! We're wrinkled as bacon! (Not a circus of freaks!)
We're wrinkled as bacon! That's for sure!!! (We're playing cribbage, sonny!)

We're not getting naked! (Dentures in!)
No! We ain't getting naked! (Geezers won't perform!)
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

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Abbott Skelding - April 17, 2013 - Report this comment

I love the OS and the title switch is really nice as well. My favorite part has to be that you actually spoofed the Animal House lines at the end of the song...great job!

Peter Andersson - April 18, 2013 - Report this comment

Too much information
Way - too much information
Too much information, 'bout our moms... ;-)

Patrick - April 19, 2013 - Report this comment

Very funny. Reminds me of old communist joke about Russian night club. Commissar wanted to know why it was failing to bring in the anticipated foreign tourists. Food? Manager said, "We have a French chef, best imported beef, fish, vegetables". Drink? "Scotch, champagne, exotic beers". What about the dancers? "Oh, comrade, they are the least of our worries, all have been loyal Party members since the 1940's". Great parody, but please, no video.

Max Power - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment

Unfortunately, Shatner didn't get that memo when he had a 50 year old woman dancing half naked in Star Trek 5.

Agrimorfee - July 31, 2013 - Report this comment

I can picture Betty White's Off Their Rockers team singing this (and of course, the OS happens to be the theme song for that show...) . Filled with the Matthiasian touches I would expect--expert chorus changes, and switches of the spoken ad libs. Well done.

bobpiecheese - August 01, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) Well, I need about ten cold showers, how about everyone else? Great parody here, 555!

Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2013 - Report this comment

See Above, just as great as the first read!

Red Ant - August 03, 2013 - Report this comment

You did a great job of taking the repetition out of TOS. Vacant and bacon were inspired subs for "take it". 5s

Blaydeman - August 06, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) Hilarious disgusting! I think it would've been funny if you included some male strippers in there too, but that may have pushed this over the line. AWESOME WORK! 555 sagging bosoms!

Max Power - February 09, 2016 - Report this comment

Now you put a horrible mental image of old ladies stripping into my head, thanks a lot!

bobpiecheese - February 09, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) See above!

Abbott Skelding - February 14, 2016 - Report this comment

See above (and above that!)...excellent work!

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