Song Parodies -> "We’re Not Gonna Fix It"

Original Song Title:

"We’re Not Gonna Take It"

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Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"We’re Not Gonna Fix It"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

A Republican Congressman recently claimed that there is nothing the US could possibly do to stop school shootings.

We’re not gonna fix it
No, we ain’t gonna fix it
We’re not gonna fix it
So why care?

We’ve got the right to wave guns
So kids just have to brave guns
Just keep your hands off my AR
Yeah, it’s a U.S. problem
No other country’s got ‘em
It’s fine, though; look how free we are!

We’re not gonna fix it
No, we ain’t gonna fix it
We’re not gonna fix it
Thoughts and prayers!

Let’s blame the side doors, why not?
Let’s blame testosterone shots
We will blame anything except the guns
We might be trite and jaded
Washed up and antiquated
The NRA still pays us tons

Woah
Woah
It’s good
Clean fun
You should
Tote guns, woah woah

We’re not gonna fix it
No, we ain’t gonna fix it
We’re not gonna fix it
So why care?

We’re not gonna change it
No, there’s no way to change it
We’re not gonna change it
Thoughts and prayers!

Woah
Woah
Please don’t
Be fools
Let guns
In schools, woah woah

We’re not gonna fix it (teachers should carry guns too!)
No, we ain’t gonna fix it (soldiers should guard all the doors!)
We’re not gonna fix it (let’s teach target practice in gym!)
So why care?

We’re not gonna change it (gun reform?)
No, there’s no way to change it (get real, dude!)
We’re not gonna change it (what are you, some kind of Commie?)
Thoughts and prayers!

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2LD4U - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

BRILLIANT!

Everyone Else - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

ƁŲŁŁŞĦĮŦ!

Phil Alexander - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

Excellent example of political parody, well-written, bang on (pun intended) the pacing and content

@"Everyone Else" - not everyone, obvs.

Arch Vile - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

I try to look for timeless aspects of songs to the point where this can be re-listened to. This fits that criteria. Well done.

Middle America - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

I guess we SHOULD try to keep guns out of the hands of trannies, tranny panderers, Democrats, leftard Eurotrash, and other suicidal/genocidal mentally diseased fascist freaks like that.

Violent Eliminationist Rhetoric - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

I Hope it was Republicans that lost their lives.

One good thing about Gun Violence is occasionally wipes out full Republican families in one fell swoop.

I would like to thank congressional Republicans and the NRA.

—UsoSerious

Josselyn Berry - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

Us when we see transphobes
[Picture of gal brandishing two pistols]

Media Narrative - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

How DARE you bigoted trannyphobes call trannies child abusers and terrorists? Trannies are NOT child abusers and terrorists!

And when a violent tranny terrorist shot up a Christian school and murdered six people, including three children, that's what you bigots deserved!

Other Media Narrative - March 30, 2023 - Report this comment

Violent tranny terrorists don't kill people! Inanimate objects do!

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