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Song Parodies -> "Panama Canal "
Original Song Title:
"Panama "
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Panama Canal "
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
The Beast and the False Prophet take a steamy vacation to Panama
Rump's sack, it's shaped round
Here Musk comes, full blast and top down
Gold shoes, Rump was happy to remove
Wealthy citizens tossing discipline
Yes you know he's coming loads with E
With lust for him, he burns
He's his her
Panama wants its canal
Panama tells Rump “go to Hell”
Rump totally digs E's shiny machines
Loves the feel of his wheels
And a Tesla car's sheen
Gold shoes, Rump was happy to remove
Gets off on Musk comin' to his bedroom
Yes you know he's coming loads with E
With lust for him, he burns
He's his her
Panama loves its canal
Panama doesn't employ Chinese soldiers
Yeah, Rump ’n Musk are running white hot tonight
They can barely see the road
from the heat comin' off of it
Ah, Rump reaches down between E's legs
and eases the seat back
They're grinding, they're crying
See them in the rear view mirror now
Rump feels E's power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now
Panama loves its canal
Panama doesn't want Rump to break the treaty
Panama doesn't have any Chinese soldiers
At its canal
Here Musk comes, full blast and top down
Gold shoes, Rump was happy to remove
Wealthy citizens tossing discipline
Yes you know he's coming loads with E
With lust for him, he burns
He's his her
Panama wants its canal
Panama tells Rump “go to Hell”
Rump totally digs E's shiny machines
Loves the feel of his wheels
And a Tesla car's sheen
Gold shoes, Rump was happy to remove
Gets off on Musk comin' to his bedroom
Yes you know he's coming loads with E
With lust for him, he burns
He's his her
Panama loves its canal
Panama doesn't employ Chinese soldiers
Yeah, Rump ’n Musk are running white hot tonight
They can barely see the road
from the heat comin' off of it
Ah, Rump reaches down between E's legs
and eases the seat back
They're grinding, they're crying
See them in the rear view mirror now
Rump feels E's power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now
Panama loves its canal
Panama doesn't want Rump to break the treaty
Panama doesn't have any Chinese soldiers
At its canal
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eel's parodies rock big time!
Shame on the 🍊 Beast for wanting to make the US a treaty breaker. How low is he willing to take the moral standing of the nation?
Heard that the transition team is selling slots to pray next to the Beast for $100,000. Is that pay-for-pray plan a new moral low for those creeps?
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