-> "Phasers on Stun!"
Original Song Title:
"Jump!"
Parody Song Title:
"Phasers on Stun!"
The Lyrics
We're in warp, and nothing slows us down
Commander Worf, scan all the planets around.
And I know, Geordi, just how you feel.
You've got to work with the engines and keep the core sealed
Oh can't you see the trouble here
I've got no contact from the last 'Away' team
Can't lock a transporter beam
Oh can't you see what this means?
Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Phasers on stun
Set 'em on stun. (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.
Data! "Yes, sir?" Where are they?
Tell me, where's my men?
"Captain, I do not know." Is that so?
The rescue begins
Well don't you see the problem here
We've got to find a way to rescue our team
Is it the Borg or the Breen?
Oh can't you see what this means?
Phasers on Stun (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.
Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Put 'em on stun
Stun!
[guitar solo]
[keyboard solo]
Phasers on Stun (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.
Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Put 'em on stun
Stun!
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