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Song Parodies -> "Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Jump"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch"
Parody Written by:
Drewster The Rooster
The Lyrics
feel my tum
as we're walking through town
i need some lunch
but there's no restaurant to be found
girl you know
babe i really need a meal
though i am low on finances
so we must to find a good deal
i could really go a beer
coz my throat is as dry as it's been
there's no cafe i can see
and i could go some beans
babe, i need lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
a real big lunch
'hotdog for you?'
who said that?
and do you have a drink?
they said they don't know
and won't know until i tuck in
i could really go a beer
coz my throat is as dry as it's been
there's no cafe i can see
and i could go some beans
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
LUNCH!
(kick ass guitar solo)
(slightly less kick ass synth solo)
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
LUNCH!
LUNCH!
MUNCH!
CRUNCH!
as we're walking through town
i need some lunch
but there's no restaurant to be found
girl you know
babe i really need a meal
though i am low on finances
so we must to find a good deal
i could really go a beer
coz my throat is as dry as it's been
there's no cafe i can see
and i could go some beans
babe, i need lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
a real big lunch
'hotdog for you?'
who said that?
and do you have a drink?
they said they don't know
and won't know until i tuck in
i could really go a beer
coz my throat is as dry as it's been
there's no cafe i can see
and i could go some beans
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
LUNCH!
(kick ass guitar solo)
(slightly less kick ass synth solo)
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
babe, i need lunch
a real big lunch
LUNCH!
LUNCH!
MUNCH!
CRUNCH!
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